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We’re All Punks and We Don’t Care

Fans of The Hills, this one’s for you! Here are a few pics of Audrina Patridge from the show’s filming yesterday. We didn’t see the dailies, but we hear that this episode focuses on tension between Audrina and Lo, as Lo claims that she saw the Exploited on the “Apocalypse Now” tour with Discharge while [...]

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Simpson Wentz Bye-Bye from Melrose

Getting axed from a popular and successful television show’s gotta hurt. But how about getting fired from a cruddy one? That’s like saying, “You’re really bringing down our low production values and bargain basement writing.” So it’s with a heavy heart and silent “har har” that we have to inform you that Ashlee Simpson has [...]

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Eva Amurri Is Generous; Nude

Californication stars the always interesting David Duchovny, which is good. Then again, every time we hear the show mentioned, we get the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in our heads. That is bad. Thus, our feelings towards the show were neutral until Eva Amurri came along and captured our hearts like a plucky red-haired orphan [...]

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Whitney Houston Wrangles Boobs After Daring Escape Attempt

Whitney Houston is back! She’s got a new album, a new Oprah interview, and she’s done sucking the glass wiener. Wait, scratch that. America’s most beloved dootie bubble factory performed last night on the Simon Cowell talent show X Factor. And her tits nearly popped out of her dress while she sounded like your cousin [...]

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Heroes Everywhere.

Madeline Zima is awesome. She shares her last name with a refreshing and lightly carbonated beverage of yore. Plus she was the little girl on The Nanny, then she grew up to donkey punch David Duchovny on Californication and lay a big fat gay one on Hayden Panettiere on Heroes (the episode will air Monday). [...]

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KFat Gets KFatter

Remember when Homer Simpson got really, really fat so he could work from home? The muumuu? The drinky bird? Yeah, you know. That’s totally Kevin Federline now. Says MSNBC:
When he joins the cast of “Celebrity Fit Club,” which premieres Feb. 14, he’ll land a $100,000 payday, according to several sources familiar with Federline’s negotiations.
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Jon Gosselin Means Serious Business

TLC officially dropped the “Jon &” from the show, and now it’s just Kate Plus 8. Jon is allegedly none too happy about this, because smokes cost $9 a pack now and hey, they’re not going to pay for themselves. Jon Gosselin’s now banning the network from filming, and his lawyer issued the following statement [...]

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So You Think You Can Gash

We don’t watch So You Think You Can Dance because we’re not Methodist housewives who collect Winnie the Pooh figurines (yet) but we might have to start if the contestants keep insisting on biting it onstage while not wearing underwear. The staid and stuffy world of ballroom dancing sure has opened up over the past [...]

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David Duchovny Says, “I Swear, I Don’t Like Sex That Much”

Totally cured and committed to his wife sex addict David Duchovny claims that he’s a total prude on the set of Californication. Which is kind of like Lindsay Lohan claiming that she’s the NarcAnon pusher in her social group. The San Francisco Chronicle says:
He tells Rolling Stone magazine he’s actually quite conservative, and often challenges [...]

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Misch-Elle, My Belle

Here we have embattled Celebrity News Wire favorite Mischa Barton and costar Elle MacPherson on the set of their new CW show, The Beautiful Life. The Beautiful Life is a show about top fashion models living glamorous lifestyles due to their haunting, unearthly beauty. But we’re sure you already gathered that from these pictures.
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