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CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel
Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)
Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Whispers to Ghosts Via Stripper Pole
We don’t know that much about the show Ghost Whisperer. Here’s what we’ve gleaned: it has something to do with ghosts; it stars Jennifer Love Hewitt; she has huge bazookas. OK, that last part has nothing to do with the show, but it’s still important. Also, it’s on CBS, meaning the average viewing age for [...]
We’re All Punks and We Don’t Care
Fans of The Hills, this one’s for you! Here are a few pics of Audrina Patridge from the show’s filming yesterday. We didn’t see the dailies, but we hear that this episode focuses on tension between Audrina and Lo, as Lo claims that she saw the Exploited on the “Apocalypse Now” tour with Discharge while [...]
Simpson Wentz Bye-Bye from Melrose
Getting axed from a popular and successful television show’s gotta hurt. But how about getting fired from a cruddy one? That’s like saying, “You’re really bringing down our low production values and bargain basement writing.” So it’s with a heavy heart and silent “har har” that we have to inform you that Ashlee Simpson has [...]
Eva Amurri Is Generous; Nude
Californication stars the always interesting David Duchovny, which is good. Then again, every time we hear the show mentioned, we get the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in our heads. That is bad. Thus, our feelings towards the show were neutral until Eva Amurri came along and captured our hearts like a plucky red-haired orphan [...]
Whitney Houston Wrangles Boobs After Daring Escape Attempt
Whitney Houston is back! She’s got a new album, a new Oprah interview, and she’s done sucking the glass wiener. Wait, scratch that. America’s most beloved dootie bubble factory performed last night on the Simon Cowell talent show X Factor. And her tits nearly popped out of her dress while she sounded like your cousin [...]
Heroes Everywhere.
Madeline Zima is awesome. She shares her last name with a refreshing and lightly carbonated beverage of yore. Plus she was the little girl on The Nanny, then she grew up to donkey punch David Duchovny on Californication and lay a big fat gay one on Hayden Panettiere on Heroes (the episode will air Monday). [...]
KFat Gets KFatter
Remember when Homer Simpson got really, really fat so he could work from home? The muumuu? The drinky bird? Yeah, you know. That’s totally Kevin Federline now. Says MSNBC:
When he joins the cast of “Celebrity Fit Club,” which premieres Feb. 14, he’ll land a $100,000 payday, according to several sources familiar with Federline’s negotiations.
That [...]
Jon Gosselin Means Serious Business
TLC officially dropped the “Jon &” from the show, and now it’s just Kate Plus 8. Jon is allegedly none too happy about this, because smokes cost $9 a pack now and hey, they’re not going to pay for themselves. Jon Gosselin’s now banning the network from filming, and his lawyer issued the following statement [...]