Tag Archives: Ted Turner
Gawd, What's up Ted Turner's Ass?
A nursing student friend of ours once told us that the reason one feels sick to one's stomach the night after a heavy bender is because the alcoholic residue forms a thick, mucusy miasma in one's stomach, and the only way to relieve the nausea is by vomiting up the vile sewage. We're assuming a [...]
New Book Alleges Fonda Made Turner Her Bitch
She's Fonda threesomes, and she'll Turner him over to administer a hearty rogering. Last names gain new hilarity as author Allan MacDonell, in his new book Prisoner of X, writes of viewing a sex tape involving Jane Fonda, then-husband Ted Turner, a random woman, and a strap-on.