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CNW: "I Said Impeti-Go, Go"
ï Hey, Amy. Maybe you should extend that liner to cover your entire face. (Flisted)
ï Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!)
ï Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking [...]
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Katie Holmes Thinks Victoria Beckham Is Trashy, Orange
In the world of celebrity BBFs, there must occasionally be causalities. Where once we had the undying mutual admiration of Paris and Nicole or Kid and Play, we now have nothing. No shining beacons to teach us how to love platonically. It is a sad, sad world that cannot sustain such friendships, but it's an [...]
Scarlett Johansson Must Really Love Sunsets
This morning we were faced with a mystery. And we're happy to say that, just like Angela Lansbury, we cracked that shit wide open. Now we're sitting down at our typewriter piecing together the fragments of our genius. Presented at left is a photo we found this morning at Oh No They Didn't of Scarlett [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Snow Blower Over
ï Prince approached Penelope Cruz and sang a song just for her. Next week, we will see her in purple lingerie and a spiral perm, fronting the Penelope 6. (Celebrity Mound)
ï Britney backed out of Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour after she found out that "performing" meant "actually singing". "I cain't do that, [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, drugs, George Michael, Hayden Panettiere, Mary-Kate Olsen, Megan Fox, music, Penelope Cruz, plastic surgery rumors, Prince, Vivica A. Fox
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More Megan Fox, More Tattoos, More Sexy
If our stats are to be trusted, Transformers tomato Megan Fox and her tattooed torso seem to be a hit with the kids, so we decided to follow up. When we last left Megan, she showed off some iambic pentameter on her back, admitted that she had David Silver's name inked into her pubis, and [...]
Transformers' Megan Fox: More Than Meets the Eye
For far too long, this "sexy lady story" slot has been dominated by your Lohans, your Simpsons, your Spearses, and we figured the time was nigh to allow a fresh young upstart a chance at semi-popular internet blog stardom! Ladies and jellyspoons, feast your eyes on Megan Fox, star of the upcoming Transformers movie, a [...]
Anna Nicole Smith: Making Your Taz Tattoo Look Classy
Remember that guy from your high school who turned eighteen during senior year and on his birthday he spent half the day at Tattooz, thinking he was so cool and badass and that he would be worshipped in the halls for his intense coolness and huge balls? You know, the one who got Tatu from [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, celebrity offspring, Howard K. Stern
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