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CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Ed Westwick and Hugh Jackman Naked (Lady Tattoos)
Nice tattoos, ladies. Guess we can finally put all of those pesky rumors to bed, since no gay man would ever be able to look at a naked lady staring up at him from his own arm every day. Well done.
We’re thinking about getting a naked lady tattooed on our Facebook page. You’d know that [...]
We Think That Ship's Already Sailed, Honey
How long until that damn giant robot movie hits theaters? No, we're not eagerly anticipating reveling in the cinematic mastery of Shia the Beef or Michael Bay, we're wondering how long it will be before we can stop writing about Megan Fox every damn day. A quick scan of the summer release schedule tells us [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Rihanna's Packin' Heat
Apparently Rihanna wants us to think she's tough. But does she do this by buying ad space during American Idol and telling all the little girls watching, "Don't EVER let a man hit you. They do not have the right to hit you. Chris Brown is A ASSHOLE, and if a man hits you he [...]
Miley Cyrus: Bad Tattoo Enabler
Get ready for your tweener daughter (well, if you're old fuckers like us at least) to start begging you to let her get all tatted up, because Jesus zealot Stephen Baldwin just scored a guest spot on Hannah Montana by getting "HM" tattooed on his shoulder. Reports TMZ:
Holy Stigmata! Stephen Baldwin has branded himself with [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar
ï Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (Yeeeah!)
ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, celebrity gay rumors, Eddie Murphy, Eva Longoria, Heidi Montag, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, music, nip slips, plastic surgery rumors, Samantha Ronson, Zooey Deschanel
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CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Bret Michaels, Britney Spears, David Beckham, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Evan Rachel Wood, Gisele Bundchen, jail, John Mayer, magazines, movies, Pete Doherty, Victoria Beckham
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