Jesse Metcalfe Fall Down Go Boom

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:33:49 +0000

Desperate Housewives gardener/dapper metrosexual Jesse Metcalfe was given the old one-two outside of a club in L.A. He makes some sort of comment to actress Taryn Manning, whose male comrade obviously takes some sort of issue with, because he clocks Metcalfe but good:

We’re having a hard time trying to figure out which aspect of this scenario is the funniest:

1. The homoeroticism of it all. Just look at that picture at left! Jesse’s abs rippling as the puncher graciously lifts his shirt. The George Michael snap-on beard. The Marky Markesque Calvin waistband. The pursed, trembling lips. The fact that his name is “Jesse”.

2. The fact that Jesse Metcalfe somehow impugned Taryn Manning’s honor. Is that even possible?

3. Jesse Metcalfe got punched!

We’re going with 3!

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Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 17:30:06 +0000

If, like Taryn Manning, you are a person of a certain level of fame and wealth with a very flat stomach, you're going to want to show it off. However, there are certain levels of acceptable belly baring. There's The Hint of Innocence Soon Lost, then there's the Naughty Lady, The Underaged Trollop, The Gwen Stefani, and The Paris. And then there's The Taryn Manning. Kids, if your waistband rests upon your mons, please make sure you've passed over the area with your Gillette Sensor.

And though you think it might not be possible, you can see even more of Taryn Manning at MrSkin.com by clicking right here on these words you're reading.

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Jesse Metcalfe Fall Down Go Boom

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