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Hold off on Buying Those Scratch 'n' Sniff Tara Reid Stickers
We always thought that Tara Reid couldn't get work because she was a really awful actress with partially deflated beach balls for boobs, but it turns out that she just stinks like your drunk uncle Al. The New York Daily News reports:
Don't look for Tara Reid on another episode of "Scrubs." Appearing at the New [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Digging for Nuggets
ï Inspiring photo montage of Tara Reid in various stages of intoxication: the Sweaty Man-O-War, the Crotch Weeper, the Sunny Days Trailer Park Special, the Buttafuoco. (Cityrag)
ï Teri Hatcher is a butt-picker. A picker of butts. (Taxi Driver)
ï New Kim Kardashian sex tape footage coming soon. In your pants. Get it? Get [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity pregnancies, Celebrity Sex Tapes, drugs, Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Owen Wilson, Pamela Anderson, Pete Doherty, Scarlett Johansson, Teri Hatcher
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CNW Junk Drawer: Keifer in the Klink
ï Brittany Murphy's husband is Artie Lange??? (Bricks and Stones)
ï Lindsay says that rehab was a "sobering experience". You don't say. (IDLYITW)
ï Tara Reid in FHM looking . . . good? Oh, look, a flying pig. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest woman. Which is a nicer honor than being [...]
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Also tagged booze, Brittany Murphy, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Charlize Theron, Clay Aiken, Halle Berry, jail, Kiefer Sutherland, Lindsay Lohan, magazines
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The Mammary Equivalent of Paris Hilton's Eye
Move over, Sunken Tits, there's a new Doctor in town!
Now, Tara Reid might not be the shiniest coin in the fountain, but she's had her boobs done twice, and we doubt that the second time she asked the doctor if he could make it so her left one was constantly swinging against the top of [...]
Joe Francis Prefers Paris Knob Jobs to Tara Reid's Fetid Business
Joe Francis, possessor of a literal stiff upper lip and impetus for girls going wild, called into Howard Stern yesterday morning to discuss the lawsuit he and Paris are filing against ParisExposed.com. Although Joe's aim was simply to talk about the legal aspects, he ended up dishing on assorted famous ladies–the Lohan, Tara Reid, Kim [...]
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Also tagged celebrity hookups, Howard Stern, Joe Francis, Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
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Tara Reid: A Real Class Act
Hey Tara Reid, how's that new "I swear I'm classy and nice and not a skanky drunk ho" makeover working out for you? Are you sticking to it? Only drinking Shirley Temples on your nights out and only sharing your time with upstanding investment bankers and accountants? Or are you possibly passing the hours simulating [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Animal"
ï Diana Ross would like to give singing lessons to Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We can only imagine how that would go. "No, honey, more nasal! I said MORE nasal! That's too classically perfect and on-pitch, girl; could you maybe get a slightly whinier tone there?"
ï James Brown died last week, and [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, Britney Spears, celebrity deaths, celebrity offspring, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Christina Aguilera, Diana Ross, Eva Longoria, James Brown, Jessica Biel, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Minogue, P. Diddy, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Salma Hayek, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: "The Good Loving You Give Me Every Day"
ï Angelina and Brad are reportedly adopting an Indian baby as we speak. Because African babies are soooo early-to-mid October 2k6.
ï Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, shoot a tranq dart into Naomi Campbell's neck?
ï Rush Limbaugh accuses Parkinson's sufferer [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celebrity arrests, celebrity offspring, DJ AM, Kevin Federline, Michael J. Fox, Michelle Trachtenberg, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, parties, plastic surgery rumors, Rush Limbaugh, Sandra Bullock
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The Ballad of Tara Reid's Boobs: A Tragedy
Tara Reid had plastic surgery! And it was bad! This and other shockers (such as Teri Hatcher picks up her dry cleaning–but there's still a stain on her favorite blouse!) in the upcoming issue of Us Weekly.