In Touch can exclusively reveal that Tara Reid has stripped down to pose for the cover of an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”

What’s next, Playboy? Hotly anticipated nudes from of-the-moment stars like Lisa Lisa and Juice Newton?

The actressís rep [said], ìTara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her familyís privacy at this time.î The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

A friend of the troubled actress says, ìShe checked in herself ñ it was her decision.î

Making a decision to go to rehab represents a major step up for Tara, seeing how the last decision she made found her hung over on a dirty table in Tijuana with Pilsbury Grands rolls stitched behind her nipples.

It's that loveable scamp, Tara Reid! It's as if her $99.99 breast implants worked their way down her body and into her butt, and are slowly sliding towards her feet. Or maybe she's just offering up buns and cottage cheese for a beachy new theme restaurant, Cheeseburger in Taradise. Try the Lipo-rita: it's got half the fat and it really sucks!

Tara before surgery: beautiful and naked. At MrSkin.com

ï Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)

ï Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)

ï Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. (Mr. Skin)

ï Tara Reid is designing her own clothing line. Comes pre-scented with tequila shots and with grass stained knees! (Daily Stab)

ï Christina Ricci's nipples are so terribly sharp, they could slash tires. Or cut butternut squash. Or cut through this can. (IDLYITW)

ï As a child, Mia Tyler ate what normal 8-year-olds eat. Chicken nuggets, pizza, Fruit Wrinkles, Little Debbies, and marijuana seeds. (Celebridiot)

ï Julia Roberts in a bikini. Where's that gigantic boob melanoma? (Drunken Stepfather)

ï One snort at a time: Mackenzie Phillips got arrested for drugs. Where's Schneider when you need him. (Hollywood Grind)

ï Axl Rose wants young Kelly Osbourne to be his serpentine. He wanna hear her scream. (CelebWarship)

While the line-up for this yearís "Dancing With the Stars" is yet to be officially released, Pop Tarts has been told that one person who wonít be appearing on the hit show is Tara Reid.

According to our inside source, the perennial party girl has applied for the show multiple times but was rejected each time on the basis that she isnít "family friendly" enough. Ouch.

Reidís rep confirmed she will not be appearing and denied that she had ever applied.

We think Tara is being judged a little unfairly here. Let's have a look at some DWTS contestants. Tatum O'Neal. Shanna Moakler. Jerry Springer. Heather Mills. Scary Spice. Shannon Elizabeth. Those names together sound like the IMDb cast list for a really awesome (and by awesome we mean unbearable) softcore spoof movie that includes at least eighteen totally naked porn stars. Plus, DWTS is pretty much a front for a celebrity adultery ring.

ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)

ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)

ï Kelly Brook is back together with your friend Billy Zane. (F-listed)

ï Lily Allen once sang that she wanted to see you smile. Today, the dream becomes reality as shots of her cliff-diving topless emerge. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Some skintage flesh! Tricia Helfer nip slip circa 2007. Battlestar Galac-tit-ca. (Fatback)

ï The new cast of 90210 revealed! That one was for all of our under 12 and gay readers. (Bitten and Bound)

ï How I Met My Emo Lover, by Flashlee Simpson. (FemaleFirst)

ï Another kind of "bump" for Britney. (Daily Stab)

ï Shia La Beef on La Zit Cream. (Celebitchy)

ï When scabies met impetigo: a tender love story featuring Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Amy Smart has a well-padded poon. (Taxi Driver)

Naked Tara is always, always appreciated at MrSkin.com.

ï Brad Pitt thinks that orphans come from his anus. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Britney's not the only one who enjoys mama's lollipops in front of Sean and JJ. Only Daddy's lollipops come in a pretty glass container and smell funny. (Yeeeah!)

ï Fergie is coming clean about her dirtied drawers. (Cityrag)

ï Ashley Tisdale's new nose gives you glad tidings. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Britney proves she owns undies. (Taxi Driver)

ï Tony Parker is not just French, he's litigious. Doubly obnoxious! (Daily Stab)

ï Tom Cruise's older children call Katie Holmes "Mom". They call Tom "Intergalactic Overlord Patriarchal Cyborg Unit #6599202B". (Celebitchy)

ï Tara Reid sports a bikini. And what appears to be Ashton Kutcher's trucker hat from 2002. (The Blemish)

ï Monica Bellucci has thingies. They're, like, round things. Kind of pinkish? They're a little bit below her collarbone. You know, whosiwhatsits. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Hayden Panettiere is gearing up to give a BJ to Richard Gere or something. (HollywoodTuna)

ï Madonna is sporting a nice pair of shiners. (Cityrag)

ï Furthermore, she's allegedly fattening herself up on a diet of "porridge". Porridge is a real thing, existing outside The Three Bears? Is she also eating curds and whey, and a pie with Little Jack Horner's thumb in it? (PopCrunch)

ï Crack open an ice cold can of Paris Hilton champagne. All the bubbliness of the real thing and none of the clap! (Yeeeah!)

ï It's hard out here for a pimp Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. (CelebWarship)

ï Tara Reid stuffs her plasticine yambags into a bikini for your viewing pleasure and/or reverse peristalsis. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï James Blunt hits Swiss ski resort, sings "you're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, so let me bust open your hymen, it's true!" to chalet girls. (Celebitchy)

ï Vanessa Hudgens not amused by Zac Efron's oxygen facials and mani-pedi time. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Wow, what's Jordan doing with Jay Manuel? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Actress Tara Reid ó once one of Hollywood's most popular leading ladies ó is hosting a 'Hookers Ball' in Darwin this weekend.

The American Pie starlet's role in the 21st staging of Darwin's self-styled naughtiest night will include competing in the wet t-shirt contest, and a manager at the Discovery nightclub says Reid may be dressed up in lingerie or even as a prostitute.

"It's a night like your 'pimps and prostitutes' or sleaze balls, and it's just a night of less is best," hospitality manager Guy Dunne said.

"We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice Ö itís a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down."

A flyer for the event says partygoers should expect "bondage beds, fantasy, latex, porn stars, erotic dancers, and a R rated very raunchy event" and a photo of a scantily-clad Reid sits below the promo blurb.

Mr Dunne says it was a big coup for the club and Darwin to have Reid host the event, saying they usually get passed over by "big-name stars".

"It's something our promotions team worked very hard for and we just managed to secure her in the last week," Mr Dunne said.

"I believe Tara Reid and her people were very enthusiastic to come here."

We knew Tara's career had pretty much gone to shit (not that the high points were all that high, excluding My Boss's Daughter, of course), but we're pretty sure that hosting a hookers ball will directly lead to Tara starring in the sequel to Topless Tapioca Wrestling under the stage name Fluffy PussÈ.


Cut to the chase and see topless Tara at MrSkin.com.