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Playboy Knows What the Kids Want: Tara Reid Nude
Friday we brought you the news that Playboy, in a misguided bid to up their twenty-something readership, was putting a strategically nude Marge Simpson on the cover. And today we’ve learned that another upcoming issue will feature Tara Reid nude. Because she’s so hot right now. She was in that big summer blockbuster American Pie. [...]
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Taradise Lost
Hey, we love Tara Reid. She's bubbly, she's fun, she was in The Big Lebowski, she'll always lend you a pencil or a condom or a Xanax or a large jug of Carlo Rossi or a syringe full of zoo-grade gorilla tranquilizers. So we'd like to wish her (sincerely) lots of luck at rehab. People [...]
Her Body's Too Bootymalicious
We don't like to make a habit out of judging celebrity bodies on this blog, unless it's, like, Meg Ryan, who got her butthole sewn to her face and her eyelids pinned to her ears. Which reminds us, hot dogs are delicious! Anyway, who belongs to the unfortunate buns at left? Click through the cut [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tara Reid Launches "Derelicte"
ï God, Megan Fox is so gross. She's seriously such a dog. I mean, bow wow, right? (Fatback)
ï Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)
ï Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)
ï Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. [...]
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Also tagged Axl Rose, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, Christina Ricci, drugs, Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne, Mackenzie Phillips, Madonna, magazines, Matthew McConaughey, Megan Fox, Mia Tyler
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Tara Reid: Reality Show Reject
Poor Tara Reid. All she wants to do is learn to samba in the arms of a muscly Latin Lothario and hang out with former stars of 90210 and boybanders, but she's been deemed not wholesome enough to show off her two-stepping skills on TV and has been repeatedly rejected form Dancing with the Stars. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Amy Smart, Ashlee Simpson, Billy Zane, Britney Spears, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Brook, Lily Allen, Mandy Moore, nip slips, Ryan Adams, Shia LaBeouf, television, Tony Romo, Tricia Helfer
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Tara Reid Does Some Very Tara Reidish Things
Tara Reid has been a tabloid whack-a-mole for quite a few years now. Just because she had some slipshod titwork done and she likes a highball or two in the evenings! Come on! Lohan plows through twelve pounds of blow and wraps her SUV around a tree and she gets to pork three Italian studs [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: David Silver's Best Gal
ï Megan Fox seems to have misplaced her shirt. We all win! (Egotastic!)
ï Brad Pitt thinks that orphans come from his anus. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Britney's not the only one who enjoys mama's lollipops in front of Sean and JJ. Only Daddy's lollipops come in a pretty glass container and smell funny. [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Tisdale, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Fergie, Katie Holmes, magazines, Megan Fox, Monica Bellucci, plastic surgery rumors, Tom Cruise, Tony Parker, underwear, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Dog Crap Is the Greatest Aphrodesiac
ï Pam Anderson and hubby to have reality show. Also, Pam Anderson and hubby to engage in possible oral sex next to pooping dog. (Dlisted)
ï Hayden Panettiere is gearing up to give a BJ to Richard Gere or something. (HollywoodTuna)
ï Madonna is sporting a nice pair of shiners. (Cityrag)
ï Furthermore, she's [...]
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Also tagged celebs in bikinis, Hayden Panettiere, James Blunt, Katie Price, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Rick Salomon, television, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron
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Tara Reid Already Smells Like a Hooker, Now She'll Dress Like One Too
And now for something that will not shock you at all: Tara Reid is hosting a hookers ball in Australia. MSN Australia reports:
Actress Tara Reid ó once one of Hollywood's most popular leading ladies ó is hosting a 'Hookers Ball' in Darwin this weekend.
The American Pie starlet's role in the 21st staging of Darwin's self-styled [...]