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Engagements and Disengagements of the Non-stars, with Special Guest Mischa Barton

By Agent E. | Published November 28, 2005

Surely you are familiar with the name Mischa Barton. She's on that show that's like 90210 but not, and with better and more expensive clothes; she enjoys throwing lawn furniture into pools and pretending she's a lesbian. And if you like truly heinous music you may be familiar with her current paramour, Cisco Adler. He [...]

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This Week in Celebrity Couplings: Who's Porking Who

By Agent E. | Published November 17, 2005

There's a chill in the air and the holidays are nearly upon us, so naturally celebrities are pairing off and trying to keep warm with marathon humping sessions. Hey, it's more practical than padding their bodies with a healthy layer of fat for insulation and risk landing only roles as the perpetually single friend of [...]

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