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Sylvester Stallone's Dating Advice Is Over the Top
Are you having trouble with a girl you'd like to screw who won't let you take her out on a date? Maybe she says you're "too creepy" or that she doesn't like you crouching outside of her bathroom window every morning? Who doesn't have this problem, really? Luckily the super sexy and wise Sylvester Stallone [...]
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Sylvester Stallone Will Not Let His Mom Fondle His Butt
We've gotten so down lately, focusing on the rehabbing, the hospitalization, the death, the lost babies. It's been almost too much for us. So thank you, Sly Stallone, for reminding us why we fell in love with the celebrity gossip game in the first time. Because every once in a while, in hopes of selling [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: No, No, No. Ella, Ella, Ella.
ï Heath Ledger's autopsy proved to be "inconclusive". (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï However, cops are saying that drug packets were found in his room, along with a $20 bill rolled up in a "suspicious" fashion. Maybe it was origami-folded into the shape of Snidely Whiplash! (TMZ)
ï Possibly the last picture of Heath taken [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, booze, Brody Jenner, celebrity deaths, celebrity pregnancies, celebrity websites, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Gretchen Carlson, Howard K. Stern, Jewel, magazines, Michelle Rodriguez, Naomi Watts, Tyra Banks, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Partying Has Not Come In the Way of Her Parenting"
ï Tricia Helfer will be ponying up some Battlestar Galactitties in Playboy next month.
ï In the biggest horseshit story of the day, Jen Aniston supposedly partied with the K-Fed. We're trying to picture Jennifer in cornrows and man-shants. Not bad.
ï Perhaps the reason Jen is slumming is because she caught wind of [...]
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Yo Adrian! I Got Botox!
Dear Mr. Stallone,
We realize you have a new movie out in which you try to recapture the glory days, when Rocky was king and you were A-number one. We realize that such pressure might lead one to search out artificial methods of looking younger. We realize this is just the Hollywood Way.
However, Mr. Stallone, please [...]