Tag Archives: Suri Cruise
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Suri Cruise To Have Male Overlord Competition?
Tom Cruise better ready the chloroform and a really big burlap sack and have his Scientological flunkies track down Chris Klein for a sperm sample, because Tom's son Connor wants Katie Holmes to give him a baby brother. Reports OK!:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have made it no secret that they want more children in [...]
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Suri Sold Out By Bratz
Suri Cruise, at two, has learned her first important lesson about growing up in a dirty little town called Hollywood: trust no one with your secrets. Even your Barbies have In Touch on speed dial. Shoulda known better than to trust someone named "Chatty Cathy", kid.
Suri Cruise Washes That Gray Right Outta Her Hair
After what appears to be a summery dye job, we hear Suri's being fitted for dentures next week. It'll save her the hassle of going through Daddy Tom's embarrassing braces phase.
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Katie Holmes Attempts to Break Free of Cruisean Shackles
It's been nigh on a fortnight since we've heard any news about the bangs-sporting, marathon-faking, lift-wearing entity known as TomKat. It seems that the formerly ubiquitous gossip stories about Katie Holmes crying and staring forlornly out of tower windows, Rapunzel-style, have been overtaken by ones about Heidi Montag's favorite brand of mustard, so we're delighted [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Suri Spoiled by Scientology
Have you ever wondered what's involved in a Scientological upbringing? Do you think it's all 18-hour auditing sessions and "yes master"s and "I denounce my thetans" and "I did not see Daddy tongue kissing John Travolta in the herb garden"? US Weekly assures us that it's, oh, so much more.
Everyone knows that Suri Cruise, Tom [...]
An Open Letter from Shiloh Jolie-Pitt to Suri Cruise, Part 3
Dear Suri Cruise,
How's it flying, homeslice? It's me, your ultimate frenemy, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt!
Well, it's been a while since I've reached out to you, Suri Cruise. We're from two different worlds, you and me. You, with your e-meters, maniacally grinning midget sirer, and embarrassingly excessive designer wardrobe, and me with my saintly forebears, world travels, and [...]
Suri Cruise: Making Us Forget Tom Is Crazy Since April '06
Look at how incredibly adorable she is. And she doesn't' seem afraid to touch him. So he must be OK, right? Right?