Sting and the hotel heiress were happily dancing together when things got a little dirty and the moves turned into grinding. Apparently the photographers intentionally refrained from snapping the twosome to stop rumors from running rampant, although Stingís wife of almost 18 years, Trudie Styler, was present at the party and laughed the promiscuous performance off as ìa bit of good fun.î

Oh, and also the CEO of MySpace, says NYDN:

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: ìThey were grinding each other on the dance floor forever, before lying together on a banquette. Then the couple began sucking face hard. They left out the back door, with her hand in his pants pocket.î

Although a MySpace spokesperson refused to comment on the story, an insider at the social networking website said: ìThis is what happens when altitude affects your brain. Theyíre just having fun.î

And there may be another Paris Hilton sex tape out there. Says The Sun:

PARIS HILTON made ANOTHER sex tape of herself, according to a new book.

The hotel heiress, 27, is "seen in a state of arousal in a New York taxi" in the footage, according to explosive new tome Six Degrees of Paris Hilton by MARK EBNER.

As well as the racy footage, he says there are also excerpts from Parisí grandmotherís funeral.

At this point, we think the funeral footage is probably more erotic than the sex tape. Everyone's seen Paris banging. Even inmates in solitary confinement are like, "Paris sex tape? Ehhhh, no thanks, I'll just sit here and play tic tac toe on my shin with a fingernail."

ï Jessica Simpson brings back the Daisy Dukes. Or maybe the Dazzy Duks. Whatever. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï This is what Kid Rock bitchslapped Tommy Lee over. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Mary-Louise Parker pulls a Madonna. And we don't mean dry-humping Vanilla Ice. (The Blemish)

ï Dave Grohl says that Paris is a "total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut." In similar news, Dave Grohl claims that "bacon tastes real good" and "water is wet". (Celebitchy)

ï Christina Aguilera's baby will never go hungry. (Derek Hail)

ï Sting probably had sex with these hookers. But the question remains: did he have sex with them for ten hours straight? (IDLYITW)

ï Keira Knightley is a big fat sloppy gross lardy gigantic moo cow. (Celeb Warship)