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Steven Tyler Screwed Twins When He Was Seven and Other Tall Tales
If you are under the age of fifty, you probably think that Steven Tyler resembles a transgendered, half-simian Tim Burton villain, but apparently if you have passed the half-decade mark and possess a vagina, your crusty juices start flowing for the dude who pretty much looks like a lady. Or so he claims. He says [...]
Steven Tyler Can't Walk This Way Very Well
Trendwatch: rehab is still hot, so long as you're not there for substance abuse. Hot on the heels of Eva Mendes checking in for role research and Kirsten Dunst going away for depression, we finally get wind of the reasons Steven Tyler headed to 'hab. From TMZ (again):
Rocker Steven Tyler just issued a statement to [...]
Dude Looks Like a Druggie?
And here's our third story on the biggest stars of the late 1980s and early 1990s. Aerosmith's rubbery, bescarved frontman, Steven Tyler, is in rehab. Again. Our gossip NA sponsor, Female First, writes:
Steven Tyler has checked into rehab.
The Aerosmith frontman – who claims to have been sober for 20 years since cleaning up his act [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Muff-y the Mampire Displayer
ï Buffy costar Mercedes McNab to pose for Playboy; socially-challenged fanboys to spring boners eternal.
ï Sweet little cherub Mandy Moore is bringin' schlumpy back, and pulling it off.
ï And lo, brash angel of God Kathy Griffin alit and sayeth unto Tori Spelling: "unto you a childe is borne!"
ï Paris Hilton has [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Erecting a Twelve Foot Pole
ï Jennifer Aniston is moving to Chicago. We can't wait to run into her in the health and beauty aisle at Jewel!
ï Piper Perabo lowers herself to date former pill-popper/Friends friend Matthew Perry. Move over TomKat and Brangelina, here's . . . Pipthew Perrybo?
ï Our #1 deity, Mariah Carey, teams up with [...]
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