CelebNewsWire» Steve Guttenberg Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Steve Guttenberg Tells Jessica Simpson to Shut the Hell upóand Become a Mime! http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jessica_simpson_pantomime_steve_guttenbe.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jessica_simpson_pantomime_steve_guttenbe.html#comments Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:59:13 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=18566 jessica-simpson-huge-boobs-gained-weight-mom-jeans.jpg
Jessica Simpson has been lying low recently. We figured it was because she was hard at work researching ways in which she can legally change nephew Bronx Mowgli's name to something normal and befitting a true Texan, like Jimmy Bob or Slim. But it turns out Jess has had other things on her mind. Like donuts. And chicken-fried steak. And the sage advice of one Mr. Steve Guttenberg. The little lady to our three men, FemaleFirst, reports:
Jessica Simpson wants to star in a British pantomime.

The actress has been encouraged to pursue a role in a traditional Christmas theatre production after her friend Steve Guttenberg – who stars alongside Jessica in upcoming film 'Major Movie Star' – told her how much money she could earn.

The 'Police Academy' star told Britain's New! magazine: "I've been talking to her about when I did my stint in Bromley, UK, and she's keen to experience the panto for herself.

"I told her how I'd picked up 100 grand for four weeks' work – that's going to appeal to anyone!"

This idea might be attributed to Steve Guttenberg, but there's no fooling us. We know it's really Tony Romo who wants Jessica to be a mime. Just imagine the hours and hours of silent practice she would have to endure. Tony could finally watch a ball game in peace, without questions like "Does pork butt really come from a pig's butt?" making him miss important plays.

]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jessica_simpson_pantomime_steve_guttenbe.html/feed 4 Steve Guttenberg. Running through the Park. Without Any Pants. http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/steve_guttenberg_running_park_naked_no_p.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/steve_guttenberg_running_park_naked_no_p.html#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:47:37 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=18357

Once again: Steve Guttenberg. Running through the park. Without any pants. Surely this video is a hoax, but you still get to see Steve’s hot ass bouncing away. Mmmmmm, Steve Guttenberg’s ass. Just like you’ve always dreamed of. Just a little gift from CelebNewsWire to you. We truly are living the American Dream.

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