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Bing Opens Heart to "Cool Chick" Kidman

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:17:09 +0000

The holiday season is a time of giving. A time of sharing. A time to let your loved ones know you care. We were expecting The Lady Federline to bang out a Christmastime ode to her husband's XBox skills, but, surprisingly, it's everyone's favorite deadbeat dad, Steve Bing, who busts out the quill and lets the muse take over.

The film producer and inexplicable chick-magnet is, as you know, the father of Liz Hurley's son. A man of many talents (not just inseminating on the run!), Bing penned this romantic jingle for the new lady in his life, Nicole Kidman:

"I know we'll be jolly, stuff turkey and wave mistletoe.
Even better with friends than flying it solo.
Me? I'll do it with this seasonal chick.
She's a cool cat. Untie the bow and welcome the other Saint Nic."

"Do it"? "Untie the bow"? Now tell me, gentle reader, what red-blooded female could resist such flowery prose?

P.S. Yeah, Steve? You don't WAVE mistletoe.

Liz Hurley's Son Finally Meets Deadbeat Dad!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 16:29:18 +0000

Nicole Kidman can finally rest easy and relax her worried, stiff brow — her rumored boyfriend, producer Steve Bing, has proven himself to be a warm and loving caregiver to the son he fathered with Liz Hurley . . . after finally meeting the child. Once.

That's right, kids — we can no longer poke fun of the entertainment world's most notorious inseminate-'em-and-leave-'em man. Bing finally met his two-and-half-year-old son, Damien.

The producer ended his relationship with Hurley in 2001 while she was pregnant. He wanted nothing to do with the child, claiming his romance with the actress/model was not exclusive, and demanded a DNA test, which proved that, unlike the baby in Michael Jackson's hit single "Billie Jean", the kid was, indeed, his son.

Bing met up with Damien recently in London, and a source states, "He expects to see him much more in the future. He wants to spend more time with his son, more frequently and consistently. He totally loves him. His son is the brightest thing in his life right now." Once! He met him ONCE! After almost three years!

But poor little Damien doesn't have a chance in life — not only does he share a name with that creepy kid from The Omen, not only does he have a loser father, we've also heard that Liz dresses him exclusively in Victorianesque, Little Lord Fauntelroy getups.

Nicole Kidman and Steve Bing's Romance Heats Up

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:18:55 +0000

Last week, we reported that Birth star Nicole Kidman was spotted dining with Liz Hurley ex/deadbeat dad Steve Bing. Now, the romance heats up as they're seen mashing mouths at an L.A. eatery. With a fertile track record like Bing's, a DNA test cannot be far behind. Pull up a chair and pop some popcorn, for the train wreck has begun!

A snitch at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills reports to The Sun, "Everyone had candles on their tables, but they blew theirs out. It wasn't some little kiss – it was an open-mouthed lip-lock." I'll tell you what you should be locking, Nicole: your womb. Run for the hills!

Nicole Kidman Dating Liz Hurley's Ex

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 20:16:30 +0000

Nicole Kidman is reportedly dating producer Steve Bing, who is the deadbeat dad of Elizabeth Hurley's son Damien. During his break-up from Elizabeth Hurley, Bing showed incredible refinement and class when he questioned whether he was the father of the baby, saying their relationship was not an "exclusive" one. A DNA test later proved he was.

Kidman, 36, has been spotted with movie producer Bing at the Il Cantinori Italian restaurant in Greenwich Village. When pressed for an explanation regarding the romance, she remarked, "Well, at least he's not a Scientologist." OK, I totally made that last sentence up.