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Ringing in the New Year with Small Lycra Triangles
We're not going to be here tomorrow, or Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday. Why? Well, frankly we just don't like you much. So we're metaphorically put a hat and coat on 2008 and usher it out the door while squatting and groaning and letting 2009 slip out of our moist vaginae through the magic of [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Like the Bling Through My Tree
ï Dirty Dancing's Patrick Swayze says he's experimenting with ìrap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.î That makes sense, since rap rhythms are a feeling; a heartbeat. Guh-gung. Guh-gung.
ï Katie Holmes sez: "I won't wed 'til afterbirth!" God, that's sick! Oh, wait. That's "after birth".
ï Still married to one nonfamous guy, [...]
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