Tag Archives: Stavros Niarchos
Lindsay: Caught Between Her Harry and Nachos
Did Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton really break up? Was Linds really seen making out with our long lost favorite, Stamos Nachos? If someone took a picture of one of Lindsay's turds would we post it and call it newsworthy? And the answers are: maybe maybe not, possibly, and most definitely yes.
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan, paparazzi
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The Return of Stamos Nachos
Paris Hilton was seen smooching on and wrapping her legs around Stamos Nachos last weekend. Just like us, she can't get enough of his warm, gooey, Olsen-twin-wrangling cheesy goodness. And here we thought the only thing we had in common with Paris was a white-hot amateur porn career.
CNW Junk Drawer: "All Nose and Hose"
Vida Guerra displays her ripe rump for mateworthy males in Playboy.
Daryl Hannah “arrested for farm protest“? What the . . . ? What kind of sick person protests farming?
Ashlee Simpson’s in the new issue of Marie Claire talking about how women should embrace themselves no matter what size or shape and love [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Brittany Murphy, celebrity arrests, celebrity catfights, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Daryl Hannah, Dustin Diamond, Heather Mills McCartney, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Pamela Anderson, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Vida Guerra
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Lindsay Lohan Likes Leftovers
Remember the other day when we said that keeping up with the visitation schedule in Lindsay Lohan's panties was a full-time job? Well, we probably shouldn't have kicked off early yesterday for a mid-afternoon lap dance, because we missed the news that Lindsay hooked up with our favorite fake celebrity, Stamos Nachos. And here we [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Leinart, Paris Hilton
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A Tale of Paris, God, Nachos, and Smoke
It seems like Paris Hilton has been hovering a bit below our radar lately (perhaps she's been hanging out at home with some Thai takeout and the complete MacGyver collection on DVD waiting for her Valtrex to kick in). So today we'll give you a three-fer in which Paris loses her Nachos (again), finds God, [...]
Paris's Pole Fumble
Despite this entry's title, we will not be discussing Paris Hilton after a bout of heavy substance-injesting, leading Stamos Nachos to her pink boudoir, yanking down his pants, and making a ham-handed grab for a bedknob. Apologies.
Paris Hilton Restrained . . . By Herpes!
At first we skipped over the story regarding the conditions of the restraining order against Paris Hilton. We just weren't that shocked that someone would go to such lengths to avoid ever being in the same room as anyone who says "That's hot" eighty times an hour. But then one word jumped out at us [...]
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Also tagged Brian Quintana, drugs, frivolous lawsuits, Paris Hilton
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Paris and her Puddle of Pee
We usually like our celebrity bladder-control-issue stories to be accompanied by photos, but when that story involves Paris Hilton leaving a puddle of urine in a cab without even noticing, our imagination can be just as good.
Mary-Kate Wants Her Nachos
Hasn't Mary-Kate Olsen suffered enough, what with the having arms the size of peppermint sticks and looking like a botoxed duck? Did you really have to take away her Nachos, Paris, with all that you have? Just because her bones are withered and brittle from malnutrition does not mean that she does not bleed. She [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, magazines, Mary-Kate Olsen, Paris Hilton
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CNW Junk Drawer: March of the Tiny Wieners
ï Nicole Richie (version Fat.0) with plump rump ripe on the runway. Ah, those halcyon days of youth.
ï Super kookynuts rumor of the day: Paris Hilton is set to dip her ring finger in the cheesy, Uncle Jesse style goodness of Stamos Nachos and become his lawfully wedded tortilla chip.
ï Not only [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Enrique Iglesias, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Kate Moss, Michael Jackson, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, Tori Spelling
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