Tag Archives: Star Jones

04 September 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone

ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)
ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)
ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at [...]

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23 April 2008

Et Tu, Star and Al; Kelly and Billy?

Whatever mystical hoodoo has been floating around Famouspeopleland making them get impregnated with twins has soured and is now causing relationships to melt like a Fat Frog in the sun. Kanye West and his fiancÈe have called off their engagement, and today it was announced that two other relationships have shit the bed.
Packing their bags [...]

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11 March 2008

CNW Junk Drawer: Weird and Scary

ï Ashley Olsen thinks paparazzi are "weird and scary". Also, paparazzi thinks Ashley Olsen is "weird and scary". (Female First)
ï Kate Beckinsale does Anna Karina for Mean magazine. Eat your tits out, Lohan-as-Marilyn! (Popbytes)
ï Kate Moss models. She doesn't model clothes, though, since it seems she's not wearing any. (Egotastic!)
ï Mischa [...]

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08 May 2007

Kevin Federline: Still an Ass; Now with Six Bitches

You know what we're betting? That you miss Kevin Federline. You've probably been spending your evenings just chillin' in the BK parking lot, where all the straight playas hang, droppin' dope beats and givin' advice on the proper length of manpris. You've probably even been making up your own words and telling everyone it's Portuguese. [...]

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29 March 2006

CNW Junk Drawer: "Be Silent and Make All Physical Movements Slow"

ï Large billboards instructing Katie Holmes to make like a silent, slow-moving three-toed sloth arrive at the Cruisian birth chamber. Chilling.
ï And, according to the headline at FemaleFirst, she's about to deliver a bouncing baby iPod.
ï Pam Mamderson is getting a little long in the tooth, and realizes that it isn't proper [...]

Also tagged Ben Affleck, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Joy Behar, Katie Holmes, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, television Comments Off

16 February 2006

But If They Fire Her, She Might Get Her Own Show

Is Star Jones being forced out of her co-hosting gig on The View? Does she have big blubber-pinching catfights with Joy Behar? Would any of this ever compel us to actually watch The View? The answer to that last question at least is a resounding no.

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04 January 2006

Mating Season for the Jones-Reynoldses

Finally abandoning her dream of engaging in normal, missionary copulation with her husband, Star Jones gives up and gives it to Al the way he usually likes it.
More fun with Al n’ Star here.

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30 September 2005

Star Jones to Propagate Self

If you felt a twinge of dread upon waking this morning, it wasn't just the realization that your office job is sapping your will to live. It was your brain telepathically picking up the news that Star Jones and her cute, cuddly, closety hubby Al want to have a baby. Good thing Halloween is almost [...]

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02 March 2005

PETA Vs. Star

We at CelebNewsWire are not generally in the business of poking fun at Star Jones (or Star Jones Reynolds if you want to get picky about it). We think she makes a joke out of herself without any help from us. But when the Bridezilla fears that the public will confuse her with a six-foot-tall [...]

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