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Nicolas Cage: Mime-Stalked
Lots of celebrities have crazed stalkers who send them freaky letters, sleep on their lawn, and threaten bodily harm. Leave it to bankrupt, rubbery Nicolas Cage to have the most dangerous stalker of all: a mime. He tells Parade:
“I was being stalked by a mime — silent but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear [...]
Lindsay Lohan Stalked
You'd think that as celebrities go, firecrotch Lindsay Lohan would be pretty boring to stalk. All she does is shop and go to clubs. And maybe seeing her fill her water bottle up with Ketel One would be amusing the first time, but day after day wouldn't be so fascinating. We'd much rather stalk someone [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Obligatory "MC Skat Kat Did It" Joke Here
A woman's body was found yesterday morning in her car, parked outside Paula Abdul's home. God, as if poor Paula didn't have enough on her plate. Here's a news report, via Celebitchy:
A woman was found dead on Tuesday evening, near a home believed to be owned by Paula Abdul, Access Hollywood has learned.
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Paula Abdul: Your Pee-merican Idol
"Hey Paula, hey hey, Paula. Can I take your picture, can I, please? Pleeeeease? No, I don't want to wait till you're done dropping a deuce. I wanna do it now. NOW! I'm just gonna take this convenient little camera phone and reach right over the wall of this here toilet stall and SNAP! Gotcha! [...]
Brittany Murphy: Stalked or Just Cracked?
We're sure that meeting the man of your dreams and marrying him four months later (you know, cause otherwise he'd be deported) only to find out that he's a big old thief and fraud and criminal and whatnot can make a girl mighty paranoid. But we also think Brittany Murphy may be taking things a [...]
Tough Tries To Snuff Duff
When you think of celebrities who are at the most risk of receiving death threats from crazed fans/My Sister Sam enthusiasts, who comes to mind? Angelina Jolie? Paris Hilton? Tom Cruise? In any case, we bet Hilary Duff falls somewhere between Madonna's hairstylist or that creepy guy from Kyle XY. We obviously don't think like [...]
Hilary Duff: Too Important for Just One Stalker
We have been known to jest about Hilary Duff in the past. Mr. Ed may have been mentioned, there may have been jokes about a dentist who specializes in implanting novelty teeth into the mouths of women named Hilary (Duff and Swank), disparaging remakes may have been made in regards to Agent Cody Banks or [...]