Tag Archives: sports
Kournikova Serves . . . Her Bush!
Not to be outdone by Kirsten Dunst's renegade rack flash, beachbound tennis brat Anna Kournikova pulled aside her bikini bottoms to inspect her sandy 'tang, offering up a crotch flash to God and everybody.
Nobody Puts the "Ca-Ca" in "Cacophony" Like Ashlee Simpson
America's favorite li'l lip syncer performed at the FedEx Orange Bowl (we are so looking forward to the Tampax Sugar Bowl and the Anusol Rose Bowl!) . . . and it was totally live! How can we be positive? Easy; it fricking sucked!
Anna and Enrique: Manna and Wifeque?
Bombshell tennis star Anna Kournikova and formerly-moley Enrique Iglesias have reportedly married in secret. But the real question is: does anyone care?
Sex, Steroids, and Videotape Part II: Electric Boogaloo
So WWE wrestler Chyna's sex tape has been released, and in case you've been living under a rock or on a commune in Montana or are Amish or something, there's a . . . surprise.
Sex, Steroids, and Videotape
So. Say you consider yourself a connoisseur of celebrity hump tapes. Say you enjoyed 1 Night in Paris but, while viewing, thought to yourself, "Gee, self, this is nice and all, but wouldn't it be great if Paris were a little more . . . you know . . . manly?" Well, wish [...]
No Halftime Boob from McCartney
The NFL, desperate to avoid a repeat of last year's Superbowl halftime titty, go with the safest, dullest entertainment option they can think of: Sir Paul McCartney.