Tag Archives: sports
Jennifer Love Hewitt Knows How to Dress Appropriately
Hey fellow bloggers, we’ve got a little beef with you today. Everywhere we look we see Jennifer Love Hewitt here in her bikini, jauntily playing tennis and basketball as girls in bikinis are naturally wont to do (Seriously, going to the beach in a bikini? That takes no imagination). But instead of mocking her hoops [...]
Alyssa Milano's Dugout Is Closed
For all you baseball players past and present who read CelebNewsWire, please take note: Alyssa Milano's vagina is no longer receptive to your meaty forearms and chaw-stuffed cheeks. After a long run of dating sluggers like Brad Penny and Tom Glavine, major leaguers are banned from getting their mitts (haw haw!!!) all over her. Reports [...]
Katie Holmes Still Can't Run Fast Enough to Escape
We're a bit confused with this whole "Katie Holmes ran the New York Marathon" thing. We see pictures of her nearly every day. And she's always dressed in Chanel or some such, tweeds and heels and wide-legged pants. Never have we seen jogging shoes or anything containing spandex. But supposedly she'd been training for the [...]
Da Beers
Stars–they're just like us! They tailgate at the Packers-Bears game with pals. Although your pals might not be Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and whatshisnuts. Dawson. Oh, Van Der Beek. Just look at that guy. Minutes before this picture was taken, he said, "I don't want . . . yer lahf." Then he looked at JT [...]
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Also tagged booze, James Van Der Beek, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake
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Kevin Federline: Still an Ass; Now with Six Bitches
You know what we're betting? That you miss Kevin Federline. You've probably been spending your evenings just chillin' in the BK parking lot, where all the straight playas hang, droppin' dope beats and givin' advice on the proper length of manpris. You've probably even been making up your own words and telling everyone it's Portuguese. [...]
"Me, I'll stay on the sofa, enjoying the vibe by raising my arms."
Get ready for the best rap record released by a pro basketball player since Shaq Fu: Da Return; Tony Parker just released a sure-fire hip-hop hit–in French. Page Six reports:
TONY Parker's new rap record sounds like unhip-hop to us. The San Antonio Spur and fiancÈ of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria yesterday released his debut [...]
Eva Gives Tony a Long-oria
Remember long, long ago, way back in October, when we showed you some pictures of Eva Longoria with a dog biscuit in her bikini? What we didn't see was her boyfriend Tony Parker following suit, sporting a bone in his trunks.
. . . And In This Corner, Wearing the Orange Ponytail and Tree Trunk Arms . . .
Everyone's favorite knee-clubber, Tonya Harding, is back! And she is going to punch your goddamned face off!
(photo via Boston.com)