Tag Archives: Spencer Pratt
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
Gross Topic of the Day: Heidi Montag’s Orgasms
Some days we just want to watch you suffer. That’s why today is filled with Hannah Montana’s cherries, tales of Jon and Kate, and now Heidi Montag’s sex life. Yay! Maybe if you’re lucky we can scare up a story about Denise Richards’s bowel movements. Anywho, Heidi’s Playboy pics have hit the web (we won’t [...]
Heidi Montag Is a Work of Tart
Chances are there’s maybe one dude reading this right now who’s thinking, “Man, I’ve just gotta know whether or not Heidi Montag really gets naked in the next issue of Playboy. She is so smoking hot and not at all the most annoying person on the planet.” Sure, that’s a big maybe, but if that [...]
Mr. and Mrs. Useless
We normally have a strict "no Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt stories" rule that we follow to the letter, but since today's a very slow news day, here you go. Heidi and Spencer got married this weekend. Legitimately , this time. And from the looks of this picture, the couple got started on the honeymoon [...]
Heidi and Spencer: The Definition of Integrity
This picture is about as sincere as that lap dancer who always says to you, "You're so hot. You're the hottest guy I've ever given a lap dance to, honest. If it weren't against the rules, I would definitely have sex with you, stud. But you don't want me to get fired, do you?"
Tom Cruise: Celebrity Mentor
That Tom Cruise, what a Renaissance man. He truly can do everything. He has a perfect, totally believable family. He stars is hit movies. He effortlessly conquered a German accent. Oh wait, he pussed out on that last part, we forgot. But what he can do is save the world, one soulless celebrity at a [...]
These Two Prats Are Officially Pratts
We promised ourselves and you, our most honorable readers, that we would never write about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. But the two crazy kids done went and got theyself married, so we're breaking our promise. We'll let US do the dirty work:
Introducing, Mrs. Heidi Montag Pratt!
The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, [...]
The World Is Still a Vampire
The two most odious humans alive (we mean Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, obviously) can afford a $12 million beach house in Malibu. In related news: How's that retirement fund coming along? You break three grand yet? Yeah, we didn't think so.
CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big
Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! [...]