Tag Archives: Sophie Monk
Shock the Monk-ey
One might argue that these Sophie Monk tit slip pics are candid and totally not staged. That same person would have to argue that wearing the straps of a U.S. mail harness into the ocean without any sort of adhesive and then having one’s entire yoinker flop out conveniently in front of a professional photographer [...]
Sophie Monk Gets Our Attention with Teeny Bikini
“Hi. My name’s Sophie Monk. I’m Australian, so you may not be familiar with me. But since you’re obviously a reader of celebrity gossip, you may remember me from such break-ups as twardbag faux punk Benji Madden back in ‘08. I assure you that we broke up before he started flinging his dangler into Paris [...]
The Monk and the Yogi
A while back we introduced you to our favorite celebrity couple in the history of celebrity couples, Bai Ling and Lionel Richie. But since then we’ve only heard titterings, tales of the pair making out in the back of restaurants and whatnot, but no pictures or juicy details. So we must move on to a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Is That Cher's Outfit From "If I Could Turn Back Time"?
ï Give to Rihanna your leather, take from her your lace. (Flisted)
ï Britney Spears vows cellulitecy. No, wait, celibacy. (EntertainmentWise)
ï Behold! It's Zuma Zoom Zoom Lunesta Rocknrolla Rossdale! (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham will model lingerie for Emporio Armani. Because nothing says seduction like screw-on tits and visible vertebrae. (Holy Moly)
ï Britney [...]
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Sophie's Choice: To Wear a Bikini or Not? The Answer is Clear
When you hear the word "monk", you either think of dudes in burlap robes making wine or a 1960s rock band. What you may not know is that "monk" can also refer to Sophie Monk, the delightful young lady you see before you in these pictures. Yes, the blonde in the bikini. Her. The one [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y
ï Sophie Monk's nipples try to stab their way through her bikini top. Like they were pink, squishy pirate cutlasses. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï David Duchovny was scared that wife Tea Leoni would give him a beatdown when she saw his makeout scene with Gillian Anderson in the X-Files movie. Guess [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity arrests, celebrity deaths, celebs in bikinis, Christian Bale, David Duchovny, Estelle Getty, Gabrielle Reece, Gillian Anderson, Heather Locklear, jail, James Blunt, movies, Nick Hogan, Nicole Kidman
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela and Camela (Toe)
ï Pam Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. In the eyes of the law, that means it never happened. Let us never speak of this again. (Hollywire)
ï MrSkin.com scores the first ever interview with Christian Landers, the dude behind the high-larious StuffWhitePeopleLike.com! (Mr. Skin)
ï Madonna claims that her marriage [...]
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Also tagged camel toe, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity websites, Jamie Lynn Spears, Kate Moss, Madonna, magazines, Pamela Anderson, RenÈe Zellweger
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And Now for Something Completely Different . . .
Step right up, kids, cause have we got a treat for you. Yesiree, youíre going to be cheering like a seven-year-old on a rollercoaster, uh-huh. Youíll love it. Absolutely love it. Weíve got a nipple slip, one of the rarest birds in the forest. Bet youíve never seen one of those before. And this one [...]