Tag Archives: Sophia Loren
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto: The 2009 Academy Awards
If you missed the Oscars last night, you missed one razzly, dazzly gay ole time! Hugh Jackman sang about being Wolverine, Beyonce was extra juicy, the cameramen attempted to create faux tension between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, the obligatory Joaquin Phoenix joke, and of course, spectacular Oscar fashion. At least we think there were [...]
Hollywood's Hottest Honkers
What better way to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month than by talking about how awesome and bouncy and soft boobs are? We really can't think of a better way. And since you douchebags love lists almost as much as you love titties, Film Threat put together a little historical countdown, complete with a cleavage-fest [...]
Celebrity Skin: Old Broad Edition
In a shocking move, the fatcats at the Pirelli tire company have done away with having nubile, sexy young ladies pose for their infamous calendar and this year, they're actually going to sell tires by featuring a picture of an old tire. Named Sophia Loren. Zing!