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Solange Fall Down Go Boom on Twitter
She's not a huge superstar, but we know a thing or two about Solange Knowles. We know she's a singer. We know she's Beyonce's sister. We know she did not bleach her baby. And we know that her Twitter is the greatest thing we've ever read. It's better than Ulysses, the Old Testament, and Blubber [...]
Thanks Solange, But What Advice Does Juno Have for Jamie Lynn?
Jamie Lynn Spears has a dearth of responsible role models. Her millionaire sister lost custody of her kids to a jobless wigger, and her mom is the classic stage mother, which probably directly contributed to the former. So we suggest that Jamie Lynn take the advice of Solange Knowles. Seriously. There is probably not one [...]
One Knocked-up Knowles, One Bleached Baby Knowles
Today you get twice the Knowles family baby talk for your booty-shaking buck. First up, Beyonce may be carrying the Lil Romeo-esque spawn of Jay-Z. And as a bonus, forgotten non-gold-record-making younger sister Solange has been accused of bleaching her clubfooted baby. That's right: bleaching her clubfooted baby. We've got your attention now.
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