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CNW Junk Drawer: If Everyone Smoked Weed

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:32:07 +0000

ï Kirsten Dunst is all, "Like, if the whole world smoked weed, man . . . there would be no wars and crime and stuff. You knowwww?" Oh man. Totally, dude. Seeeriously. (Yeeeah!)

ï Selma Blair's boyfriend is rumored to be shopping for rings in preparation for popping the question. Which is better than swabbing your anal ring in preparation for pooping. OR IS IT???? (IMDb)

ï Rachel McAdams and that Notebook guy are also going to get hitched. Mazel tov. (D Listed)

ï Halle Berry bare-ys her berries (kinda) in Esquire. (Egotastic!)

ï Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn: reunited? And it feels so . . . eeeuuughhhh. (Cityrag)

ï Jordan gets her fetus pierced! (Faded Youth)

ï FHM goes heaving on the smoothing tool in Photoshop, makes Kim Stewart look slightly less embarrassing. Young Turks be free tonight indeed! Wait, what does that mean. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Howard Stern (not K.) luxuriates in the warm, comforting, leathery glow of Don Imus's verbal gaffe. (Radar)

ï Brad and Angelina allegedly purchase $140 million yacht made of marble and gold, because they are Liberace. (PopSugar)

ï Par-ass Hilton. (Taxi Driver)

ï Snoop Dogg is facing up to four years in prison. Comeback album entitled From the Dogghouse to the Big House . . . and Back Again dropping in 2011. (Celebitchy)

ï Jessica Alba busts out her pantaloons to assuage our Dane Cook-assaulted eyes. (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

CNW Junk Drawer: Lips and Teeth

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:29:37 +0000

ï Hilary Duff has dropped her older emo craprocker lover with MySpace hair.

ï She's also dropped the lower 2 inches off those much-maligned veneers. Neiggggh!

ï J. Lo can't seem to make a baby. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that her husband is a reanimated corpse. That was mean.

ï In this crazy age of full-on spread pink Britney labia in our faces, it's kind of refreshing and titillating to see a lady in a bikini. Good on ya, Kelly Brook.

ï Rihanna, on the other hand, is taking a page from the Merry DivorcÈe and serving up lippage.

ï Britney has mysteriously pulled out of planned joint Billboard Awards hosting duties, leaving Paris to go it solo. That marks the very first time you've ever heard "Britney" and "pulled out" in the same sentence.

ï Borat blamed for the Pam Anderson-Kid Rock split. In related news, Borat causes global warming, racial profiling was Borat's idea, and Borat sold all that vodka to Mel Gibson.

ï Note to Snoop: YOU HAVE MONEY. HIRE SOMEONE TO CARRY YOUR DRUGS AND GUNS FOR YOU.

Pimpin'. The Wife Don't Like It.

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:37:27 +0000

And now for the most heartwarming story since Vin Deisel came to Kirstie Alley's rescue: Snoop Dogg has vowed to ditch his pimping ways for the love of a good woman.

The laid-back rapper filed for divorce from his wife, Shante, in May but has recently had a change of heart and is willing to do anything to win her back. He already gave up weed, woman, what more do you want? Apparently she wants the Snoop all to her herself. Due to his wife's disapproval, Snoop is giving up all sexual enterprises, most notably his Snoop Dogg: Doggystyle series of porn tapes. He says, "My wife don't like it. She knows I'm not participating. But you're still being close to it. That's why I'm not gonna [bleep] with it anymore." Does this mean we have to give up hope on that long-anticipated sequel to Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style? On the plus side, this will free him up to take on more serious projects. Might we suggest Soul Plane 2? Or perhaps Snoop could go the Method Man and Redman route and star in his own sitcom where he interacts with rich white ladies to hilarious effect. Maybe the end to Snoop's pimping days isn't such a bad thing after all.