Tag Archives: Simon Le Bon
Simon Le Bon Follows in Paris Hilton's Footsteps, Itches Balls
When we happened upon this photo this morning at the Daily Mail of Simon Le Bon sticking his hand down his super-sexy Le Beast-esque Speedo to (presumably) itch his sea salty balls, our memory was jogged. We've seen this very scenario before, only with a flatter stomach and smaller tits. Why, that's Paris Hilton's move! [...]
Le Bon Isn't Down With Two Particular Girls on Film
A full two years after it happened, Simon Le Bon has a sneaking suspicion that Britney and Madonna's famous kiss was staged and that they aren't really lesbian lovers at all, proving once and for all that you can't pull the wool over the eyes of a New Romantic.