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Simon Cowell's Job Description: Being a Prick. Compensation: $144 Million
Face it, the world isn't fair. You work your ass off asking people if they want fries with that, and you can barely afford the maintenance on your Pinto. But all Simon Cowell has to do is tell some delusional 18-year-old that he sounds like a raccoon stuck in the blades of a manual lawn [...]
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