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Totally Shocking, Mind-Blowing News: Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Have Split
Once upon a time we had very little opinion of Sienna Miller. The whole Jude Law thing made her slightly sympathetic, and she was sometimes amusing, trying to attack photographers and wearing tights as pants and whatnot. But we had seen a movie or two of hers, which didn't so much cast her in a [...]
Sienna Miller: Yep, Still an Asshole
You know those girls who think of nothing but getting married all day, every day? The ones who cry and throw hissy fits when their boyfriends give them nice things like trips to France or fully-furnished condos or waffle irons as gifts because there's no stinking diamonds in it? Apparently that's Sienna Miller. Reports Star [...]
Sienna Miller Is a Modern-Day C.J. Parker
In case you hadn't heard, Sienna Miller dumped some Hanna Barbera-looking motherfucker and immediately began dating married father of four Balthazar Getty, even jetting across the sea for a topless holiday of sexual sexiness. A veritable shitstorm of negative press ensued, culminating with the webmistress of Sienna's fan site abdicating her position in disgust. What's [...]
Sienna Miller's Webmaster Isn't Mad; She's Just Disappointed
We dunno, ever since Sienna Miller took up with married father/oil heir/Lord of the Fly Balthazar Getty, we've kind of liked her a little more. We're not really ones to complain about a lady parading her naked bajoingles on the beach in front of two dozen photographers; that would be silly. But not everyone shares [...]
Sienna Miller's Interesting Interpretation of "Curb Appeal"
In our neighborhood graffiti consists of misspelled tag names like Atak and Riut and badly drawn renditions of cock-and-balls. In Sienna Miller's neighborhood the kids are a bit smarter, a bit more pop-culture savvy. They add a hefty dose of social commentary to their gang-sign vandalism by spray painting "Slut" on the front of [...]
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Sienna Miller Gets Pap Smeared
Despite rumors that oily heir (not Brandon Davis either) Balthazar Getty has been pleading to get back together with his wife, he continues to see Sienna Miller. See her with her shirt on, for a change, but see her nonetheless. Sienna made a rare solo appearance yesterday at an L.A. area gas station, and was [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa
ï Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)
ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)
ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, [...]
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Sienna Miller's Pubes Restored with the Magic of CGI
Remember oh so long ago, way before we had seen Sienna Miller's blammos in public here and here and probably a couple of hundred other times that we've since forgotten, remember how Sienna was filming a movie where she was supposed to be some sort of nude hippie love goddess but she insisted on meticulously [...]
Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Know How to Keep It on the DL
Actor and oil heir Balthazar Getty is, indeed, drilling Sienna Miller and spewing forth gusher after gusher. The very married father of four vehemently denied that he and Miller were a couple previously; however, these pictures were taken over the weekend of them frolicking like a couple of nympho unicorns on a yacht off [...]
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Sienna Miller and the Oil Heir (No, Not Brandon Davis)
Sienna Miller likes to come at a situation from all angles. She's already played the wronged fiancÈe who was left brokenhearted after her man was caught sticking his Lincoln Log into his children's nanny's Easy Bake Oven. But now Sienna's thinking, "That was no fun. It's probably better to be the other woman. Maybe I [...]