The British actress admits she isn’t a fan of many of the films she has appeared in, which include ‘Factory Girl’ and ‘The Edge of Love’.

Speaking about her role in new action film ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’, she said: “Well, if these films are well done I can find them quite entertaining. But no, I prefer indie, arty films really. It’s not the kind of film I’d normally go and see.

“I don’t really love any of my films. I love the experiences I had on them, but I see the flaws within my performances.”

“Yeah, I’m not into action movies. Seriously, guys, I just needed a paycheck. Married men don’t pay for anything. They’re always like, ‘But my baby needs diapers and my wife wants to remodel the kitchen and my teenager is getting braces, I can’t afford to buy you a diamond necklace.’ It sucks. Just like this movie. No, really, it’s a big pile of horse shit. Not that my other movies are any better. They all pretty much blow.”

I was doing a scene for this film, Hippie Hippie Shake [out later this year], where we all had to get naked and swim in this lakeÖ And a photographer snuck onto the set and hid in a bush all night and got photos of me naked and put it on the cover of the News of the World. Me, full-frontal naked. I donít want to be naked on the cover of a Sunday newspaper! I donít! I donít want people analyzing the shape of my muff!

Wait, wait, wait. We think we get it. We think we've finally caught on. Sienna only gets naked in art movies. Not because she has some sort of intense integrity or anything, but because she knows that very few people will actually see those movies. She's mad because commoners saw her muff. She only likes to show it to the intelligentsia. Or at least the portion of the intelligentsia that can stomach a movie costarring Hayden Christensen. Which is probably a very, very small number, now that we think about it.

Also, Sienna should be grateful that those pics got out, as it's probably the only way any person not in the film's crew will ever hear about the movie, seeing as it's probably never, ever getting released.

Sienna Miller says, "G.I. Joe is not going to be the best acting work I've ever done. The guys I'm fighting are all really tall – and I'm not. I have to kick a lot of them in the head, so just learning to kick very high was a challenge. Looking like you're a good fighter is hard."
And the 27-year-old admits her performance was hindered by her costume – a black leather catsuit.

Miller adds, "I won't be wearing one again. Squeezing myself into that with the aid of talcum powder every day for five months was more than enough. I could barely move in it."

Say what you will about Sienna Miller, her excuses are always outstanding. An entire city gets mad at you because you call their home "shit"? Hey, don't look at me! It rhymed! Acting particularly horrible in a movie? Who can concentrate on acting when you're short and trying to kick your leg up high? If only Sienna had written Chris Brown's apology speech! He could have blamed pummelling Rihanna on itchy knuckles.

Sienna is getting more and more friendly with Hollywood hunk Josh Hartnett. My moles tell me she flew to his bedside in New York when he got a bad tummy bug and nursed him back to health ñ and they chat all the time on the phone.

My source reveals: ìJosh and Sienna have a unique bond."

Ah yes, the unique bond that only happens when a woman lovingly helps a man with brutal diarrhea. Nothing like holding a guy's hand while he groans and convulses on the toilet and mopping the liquidy turds off his thighs with a sponge to really seal a relationship. Relationshit? Love at first squirt? Oh, it's a story as old as Romeo and Juliet.

After a series of box office flops Sienna Millerís career is badly in need of a hit.

But according to critics her latest film is so bad that most interesting thing in it is the starís moustache.

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh opened in the U.S. this week to damning reviews.

New York post critic Lou Lemenick wrote: ëYou know a movieís got problem when the most memorable thing about it is Sienna Millerís moustache.í

ëThat growth above her lip is clearly visible in two scenes, once in profile.í

Man, that's harsh. After all, the movie does contain Sienna Miller's tits. And, yes, we have seen them about seven thousand times by now, and they're small, so maybe they're easy to miss, but a mustache upstaging boobs is pretty crazy. Unless the topless person in question is Oliver Hardy.

Sienna Miller has learned the hard way to choose her words wisely.

While on location filming "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh," the Brit seemingly dissed the Steel City, calling it "Shitsburgh" to a reporter.

"It was a stupid joke because it rhymes. In the hands of a responsible journalist, humor and sarcasm will be translated appropriately," Miller told us with a smirk at the film's Cinema Society/Links of London screening. "It was not meant as disrespectful in any way. In England, we have great rhyming slang, and everyone spends their day rhyming. But for all the trouble that comment caused, there were many people who were supportive."

We've never been to England, but we're surprised we've never heard of this rhyming trend before. Is it a big secret they keep from us heathenous Americans? Is Sienna Miller going around London saying "I'm going to the pub for some grub, then I'm going to meet Keira for a beera."

Since Sienna Miller was dropped last month from Sir Ridley Scottís forthcoming Robin Hood film, Nottingham, she seems to be on a run of bad luck.

First, the 27-year-old actress was beaten to the role of Hester Worsley in a big-screen adaptation of Oscar Wildeís A Woman of No Importance by Amanda Seyfried, the star of Mamma Mia!

Now, there is growing speculation about the fate of Hippie Hippie Shake, a comedy drama about the Sixties counterculture magazine Oz in which Sienna stars.

A spokesman for the film, for which no release date has been scheduled, is keen to play down claims that a prominent member of the production team has described it as ìunreleasable in its present stateî.

The spokesman says: ìSomeone may have said that, but it is not one of the producers. The film is testing really well.î

Frankly, we're shocked. How could a movie of such integrity, a movie that went to every trouble to get every detail exactly right, be unreleasable? We mean, Sienna Miller so much looked the part of a wild and free hippie chick, right down to her big, bushy muff. Oh, wait, we must be thinking of something else. Sienna's sporting an expertly, and very modern, manicured lawn in the movie, which just doesn't make much sense for a movie that's so much about hippies its title uses the damn word twice. If that's the sort of attention to detail put into this film, we're not exactly surprised that it's a mess. The background is probably filled with cyborgs riding around on T. rexes.

Although she looked simply stunning at last yearís Victoriaís Secret Fashion Show, supermodel Karolina Kurkova has come under harsh criticism for her fuller-than-usual figure over recent months. The 24-year-old was unfairly blasted by the Brazilian media for her ìcellulite and love handlesî after walking in Sao Paulo Fashion Week in June, and was then harshly dubbed ìtoo fatî by fashion critics following the lavish lingerie show in November.

Kurkova has told Tarts in the past that her diet is comprised mainly of fresh vegetables, salad and protein. But for several weeks leading up to last yearís Miami show, an inside source said that the supermodel cut carbs altogether, and worked out for hours in an effort to keep up with other super-slim Angels Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr and Marisa Miller.

ìShe was exhausted and didnít get down to where she wanted to be,î said the pal.

Apparently her weight woes may have more to do with a medical condition than with just a lack of willpower. According to an insider, Kurkova joins the ranks of 27 million Americans who suffer from the thyroid disorder hypothyroidism, which interferes with the bodyís metabolism.

We were all set to point and laugh at tubby, but that's kind of sad, actually. So instead we'll move on to someone a bit more fun to laugh at: Russell Crowe. His portliness, however, isn't getting him the can, but his costar. Says our very own Jenny Craig representative, FemaleFirst:

Sienna Miller has reportedly been axed from new movie 'Nottingham' because she would make Russell Crowe look "old and fat".

The 26-year-old actress – who had been cast to play Maid Marian in the £110 million reimagining of the Robin Hood story – has been dropped from the film because it was feared lead star Russell would look out of shape in the love scenes.

A source told the New York Post newspaper: "It is a mess. Russell never lost the weight he put on for 'Body of Lies' and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable. He's so old and fat and she's so young and gorgeous.

"Word is that producers are looking for an older, plumper actress to play the role so Crowe doesn't look like a paunchy grandfather. Someone in her late 30s or early 40s."

We think the filmmakers have it all wrong on this one. They've underestimated just how deep hatred for Sienna Miller runs. She's actually the perfect choice to distract from Russell's Biggest Loser audition tape shirtless scenes, because the audience would be too busy yelling "homewrecker" and throwing their own feces at the movie screen to even notice his paunchy poundage. (We're not really sure why Sienna Miller haters would throw their own feces at a movie screen, but they are an excitable lot.)