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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
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Introducing Sienna Miller’s New Boyfriend, Slinky Wizard
Sienna Miller has a new boyfriend. And he’s not married. Or famous, really, at least as far as we know. We’ve known about this new beau for a few days, but we figured he’d be gone soon, so why bother reporting on it? But today Squeaky Fromme was released from prison. And in honor of [...]
Sienna Miller Hates Sienna Miller’s Movies
We’re not sure how exactly this happened, but G.I. Joe earned $56.2 million this weekend. Not record-breaking, no, but considering we’ve been hearing for months now that it may be the worst movie ever made, that’s pretty impressive. It probably didn’t hurt that the movie wasn’t screened for critics, so moviegoers had no voices of [...]
Please Don't Analyze the Shape of Sienna Miller's Muff
We've been in this gossip game a good many years now, and we still don't understand what the hell celebrities are thinking most of the time. OK, maybe all of the time. Or at least all of the time minus the times they think, "God, I want some pizza." But then they suppress that urge [...]
Sienna Miller's Acting Suffers Due to High Kickin'
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra not only has a cumbersome name that brings to mind thoughts of erections and the dubious distinction of "the movie that singed Sienna Miller's tits", it's already getting plenty of buzz that it will be the worst movie of 2009. Apparently, it's such crap that Sienna is already apologizing [...]
It's That Time Again. Sienna Miller Found a New One.
Our favorite indiscriminate devourer of wieners, Sienna Miller, has been lying low ever since flaunting her relationship with married actor/oil heir/owner of a scary alien overlord name Balthazar Getty. Without Sienna to mock, our days have been dark indeed, so we're happy that the Princess of Shitsburgh has taken a new mate. Josh Hartnett! The [...]
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Also tagged Balthazar Getty, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Josh Hartnett
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The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Starring Sienna Miller's Mustache
We know we have the reputation of being rather bitchy, and sometimes it's deserved. But most of the time we're thinking about bunnies and candy and sunflowers and the luminous skin of Julianne Moore and we're rather pleasant. But other days, cold, rainy Mondays like today say, we just think it's fun to point at [...]
Sienna Miller Isn't an Asshole; She's a Comedienne
It's OK, Pittsburghers. Sienna Miller doesn't hate your city. She's just funny. At least to herself. Reports the New York Daily News:
Sienna Miller has learned the hard way to choose her words wisely.
While on location filming "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh," the Brit seemingly dissed the Steel City, calling it "Shitsburgh" to a reporter.
"It was a [...]
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Sienna Miller Nude Hippie Hippie Shaking It Might Not Make It to the Big Screen
If you have all your faculties on this holiday Monday morning you maybe remember 2007 and the filming of a little movie called Hippie Hippie Shake. Less-than-scrupulous folks on the set brought us many, many, pictures of Sienna Miller nude, and all was good. Except now it's been almost a year and a half and [...]
Karolina Kurkova, Russell Crowe Are Too Fat
Hollywood does not exist to hold a mirror up to middle America; it exists to torture your fat ass into thinking that you're a disgusting mound of flesh. And in order to do that its representatives, i.e., actors and models and other pretty people, must remain as lithe as possible through calorie counting, getting their [...]