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Don't Worry About the Economy, Guys; Paris Hilton Has It under Control
We know you lost your job and your house is about to go into foreclosure and you ate an expired can of Fancy Feast for breakfast, but buck up, soldier! Help is on the way. Help in the form of Paris Hilton, who is going to personally save the economy with her AmEx Black card. [...]
Dick Fiends!
Do not deny Cameron Diaz her Jesus Goat, lest ye be labeled dick fiend. Lo, it is the law of the land. Take heed. Take heed. Today's tale of creative celebrity tantrumming comes courtesy of Digital Spy:
Cameron Diaz rowed with staff at an Abercrombie & Fitch store, say reports. The Charlie's Angels actress got angry [...]
"That's Not in My Job Description, Ms. Spears."
The first time Britney Spears went on a crusade to free the caged beaver, we devoted nearly every waking moment to analyzing the situation, pouring over the photos, trying to figure out if she meant to flash her furless gash to the entire world or if she just had the intellect of a shih tzu [...]
Britney Spears's Wedding Dress: Whorish Enough for Everyday Wear
Britney Spears had a busy day yesterday. She got some furniture delivered, lost visitation rights with her kids for another month, went to church, ate some empanadas, shaved Adnan Ghalib's chin pubes into a nice vertical John Waters. But we're more interested in what Britney did last Friday; namely, she went car shopping in her [...]
Jennifer Lopez Is Fetal Overachiever, Birthing Twins
Jennifer Lopez is sick and tired of these little gringas thinking that they're better than her just because they can sing and dance and sell records and whatnot. She just accomplished the biggest feat that a woman nearing forty can accomplish: She got knocked up! And by a skeleton/corpse/zombie hybrid no less! That's really something. [...]
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Lindsay Lohan More Poor and Disgusting than Brandon Davis Imagined
Remember when we learned that "disgusting" and "poor" Lindsay Lohan was only worth seven million dollars? That amount seems worthy of Scrooge McDuck's magical, diving-board-equipped money bin these days. Coke is expensive and Garry Marshall doesn't pay well. MSNBC reports:
Lindsay Lohan isnít doing much to quell rumors that sheís strapped for cash. Lohan reportedly shopped [...]
Britney Hustles Panties from Hustler
In awesome news: Britney's lackey texted Ryan Seacrest and swears that the papule-farming pop mess is absolutely not pregnant. In even awesomer news: she went pantsless in a Hustler store! US Weekly scoops the poop:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty [...]
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Victoria Beckham Causes Sleeveless-Logo-Hoodie Shortage
The last time you visited an Abercrombie & Fitch store (yes, apparently today our readers are vacuous eighteen-year-olds from 1996) you tried on twenty sweatshirts, studied your profile in the three-way mirror for half an hour, and weighed the cost to use ratio on your favorite garment before reluctantly plunking down your credit card. The [...]