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CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy
Angelina and her little ones are in the U.S. for the premiere of Angie's new movie The Changeling, and it looks like Shiloh and Pax are enjoying a healthy, hearty, all-American snack of fried corn turds coated in fluorescent orange pasteurized processed cheese silt. OK, between the Federspearslings and the Brangelina bunch, we're starting to [...]
Everybody Hates Shiloh
You know how kids pick up the traits of their parents? Just the other day we heard a quote from Sarah Jessica Parker about how her five-year-old son is a declared Democrat because Mommy and Daddy are. Well, sometimes in a big family Mommy's shitty attitude toward the one child who passed through her vagina [...]
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Angelina Jolie Adopts the Neediest Child of All
A stained baby doll dress, a near upskirt, disheveled, unwashed hair, face twisted mid-sob, and a mouth ringed with Cheeto stain. Why the hell is Angelina Jolie carrying Britney Spears in her arms?
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An Open Letter from Shiloh Jolie-Pitt to Suri Cruise, Part 3
Dear Suri Cruise,
How's it flying, homeslice? It's me, your ultimate frenemy, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt!
Well, it's been a while since I've reached out to you, Suri Cruise. We're from two different worlds, you and me. You, with your e-meters, maniacally grinning midget sirer, and embarrassingly excessive designer wardrobe, and me with my saintly forebears, world travels, and [...]
Jenny Shimizu Sez: Angelina Will Never Give up the Vadgelina
You know what, Jenny Shimizu? Shut the hell up. We know you once tasted the juicy and delicious rubyfruit of Angelina Jolie, but get over it already. We care about that almost as little as we care about Isaiah Washington or those smarmy and perfectly coiffed kids from High School Musical. Even so, we're sure [...]
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Are You Going To Sue the Dog Next, Angie?
Aw, what's wrong, Angelina? Is your daughter's name not as unique as you had hoped? Do you now wish you'd named Shiloh Thesmerila or Regtamulam? The good news is you've still got time to amend her birth certificate before those icky mean French perfumers steal your daughter's now useless name forever. Pax didn't seem to [...]
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Angelina Hates Shiloh
That image to the left? That's Shiloh. She has wonderfully pinchable cheeks, eyes that gently coax "love me I'm adorable," and she looks like she would taste like marshmallows. Who could not love a face like that? Her big old meany mom, that's who. She'd rather pay attention to the kids whose only entertainment as [...]
And Vietnamese Toddler Makes Six
Angelina Jolie is going to be a mother again. She has applied to adopte a little boy from Vietnam, which will bring the scion total to four, and–
OMG! SHILOH!!!!!!