Tag Archives: Shia LaBeouf
Shia the Beef Not Poking Mommy with His Salami
Shia the Beef thinks you're a dirty, deranged pervert. Yes, YOU. Because you read that one story where he called his mommy a sexy, sexy bitch and you immediately thought, "Shia the Beef is obviously slipping the beef to his madre." Not us. Nope. We thought, "Shia the Beef would like to slip the beef [...]
Shia The Beef Not Packing Much Meat
Do you wanna hear about Shia LaBeouf's first time slipping the beef into a lady? Of course you do. It went a little something like this: Shia: "Hey, baby, I like your shirt. It would look really good on my floor. You know, after I take it off so that I can touch your titties [...]
Shia Wants To Stuff His Beef in Mommy's Muffin
Remember that story about how Shia LaBeouf’s drug-enthusiast dad was living in The Beef’s garage? Apparently that’s just the surface of the odd happenings in the The Beef family. Reports Star:
Shia LaBeouf’s childhood deserves an NC-17 rating.
In a candid new interview, the star of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen รณ who severely injured his hand [...]
Shia LaBeouf Bucks Tradition; Shits Where He (H)eats
We're no Freuds over here, but we're pretty sure the vast majority of celebrities have never gotten out of the anal stage. Why else did we have to create a blog category titled "celebrity bathroom habits"? Why else would Madonna constantly be concerned with the sterility of her toilet seats? So it comes as no [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa
ï Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)
ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)
ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, [...]
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Also tagged Balthazar Getty, Benicio Del Toro, Catherine Keener, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Joanna Krupa, Kate Moss, Kim Kardashian, Morgan Freeman, Sienna Miller, Tony Romo
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Did Shia Slip Grenier's Girl La Beef?
Like the prince desperately searching to find the maiden who fits the glass slipper, people have been scouring Los Angeles to figure out who the female passenger in Shia the Beef's Flaming Beertastic F-150 of Death was. Nothing was known of the lady other than the fact that she yelled "FUCK!" after the truck went [...]
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Also tagged Adrian Grenier, celebrity accidents, Isabel Lucas
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Shia LaBeouf Spreads Beefy Goodness All Over La Brea
Shia "The Beef" LaBeouf decided to step up his normal routine of getting arrested for loitering and getting arrested for public smoking. And he did so by getting arrested after getting sloshed and rolling his truck at 3 A.M. today in Hollywood. He apparently made a left turn in front of another car, causing a [...]
Megan Fox's Job Description: Look Hot
Barring his emotional daddy-daughter "I'm gonna blow up, but don't you be sad, you've got hunky Ben Affleck to comfort you" scene between Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler in Armageddon (we know you cried, tough guy), Michael Bay isn't exactly known for deep personal interactions in his films. So it's no surprise that all he's [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Amy Smart, Ashlee Simpson, Billy Zane, Britney Spears, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Brook, Lily Allen, Mandy Moore, nip slips, Ryan Adams, Tara Reid, television, Tony Romo, Tricia Helfer
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Shia Wanted for More Than Just His Beef
When we think of Shia TheBeef, one word pops into our head: BAD. As in, "Oooh, he so BAD!" We really can't believe that he's managed to stay out of jail for this long. He does things like of-age drinking! And Harrison Ford cajoled and threatened, but TheBeef told us the name of the new [...]