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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:58:32 +0000

ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)

ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)

ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing so. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Did Paula Abdul get her schnozz whacked?
(Cityrag)

ï Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey spice up their sex life with provocative dancing. Unfortunately, it's Jim who's sporting the unitard. (Evil Beet)

ï You should probably watch the premiere of The Beast tonight. If you don't, Patrick Swayze will get sad and die. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Hey, it's Nicollette Sheridan in her underdrawers. Wouldja lookit that. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were trapped under the same roof and it didn't even end up in a bloody dance-off. Mature! (Holy Moly)

CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:38:46 +0000

ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)

ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)

ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)

ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. Or fake pregnant. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï From the "life sucks and is totally unfair, screw you Jesus" files: Peter Falk has Alzheimer's. (The Blemish)

ï Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend: young, Ukrainian, brunette. showing us her buttocks. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Kate Winslet is prettier than you. (F-listed)

ï Shenae Grimes, just two sniffs short of KateMossVille. (Evil Beet)

ï Katie Price likens Dita Von Teese's Playboy cover to BM. (Holy Moly)

The Brenda Strikes Back

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:41:42 +0000

Gossip Girl certainly knows how to bring the bitchiness to high school drama. However, let's not forget our roots, people! Once upon a time, there was a grand dame of teen show assholitude. A woman who stood for liberty, justice, and punching costars in the nose. A woman who boldly went where no other woman except for Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson had gone before. She's the Betsy Ross of dickheads; the Elizabeth Cady Stanton of jerkbags. Her name is Shannen Doherty, and according to Hot or Not Gossip, she's still inspiring hate on the set of the new 90210. Apparently, show newcomer Shenae Grimes thinks Shannen is a real cooze. A source said:

ì[Shenae] actually referred to Shannen as an ëeffin bitchí and said from the first moment Shannen walked onto the set sheís been acting like sheís special… She then said that NOBODY can stand her!!î

We're reporting on Shannen Doherty being a twat on the set of 90210 and the new New Kids on the Block album was just released. You may as well just give up now and load up some Sophie B. Hawkins on your Discman and go coax your hair into white dreads. We hear Windows 3.1 is supposed to be a real ripper!

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