Tag Archives: Shauna Sand
Shauna Sand Promotes Sex Tape with Maternal Nip Slip
Moms are so embarrassing when you’re 12. During Thanksgiving dinner, they loudly ask you if you’ve started your period yet. They chaperone your spring fling dance and do the Roger Rabbit. They mention your childhood bed wetting problem in front of your crush. But all this pales in comparison to the anguish suffered by the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
Strap [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
Natural Beauty Shauna Sand Has a Spontaneous, Amateur Sex Tape
Lorenzo Lamas has done a lot of good things for America. He was the charmingly named Lance Cumson on Falcon Crest, he gave us Renegade, and he brought a little girl named Shauna Sand into the limelight. Shauna’s been thrilling us for years with her lucite platform pumps, her George Hamilton skin, and her uninflated [...]