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Britney Spears Turns 26, Doesn't Mistake JJ for Cake and Eat Him
We are never satisfied. If Britney Spears does something crazy, we want her to shape up and just be normal. When she does something normal, we want her to throw on a Charles Manson costume and start taking bites out of passersby on the street. (And, yes, we know that Charlie didn't eat people, but [...]
Sharin' S-TOE-ne
Here we have Sharon Stone at the Make-A-Wish Foundation Ball. And right now, all of the little children suffering from cancer and cystic fibrosis in the program are frantically changing their #1 wishes from "going to Disneyland" and "meeting Zac Efron" to "getting the scary old witch lady to stop showing off her vagina". Seriously, [...]
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Sharon Stone Just Happens To Be Fine
Sharon Stone wants to make it perfectly clear that her face is made of nothing but skin and bone and a few fat molecules. She hasn't had all that plastic surgery people claim; she's just one fine bitch. MSNBC reports:
Even sexy Sharon Stone fears getting older. ìSometimes I literally have to sit down and look [...]
Plastic Instinct
Look at the expression on Sharon Stone over there. "I dare you, fucker," those eyes are saying. "I dare you to mention the fact that in the past month, I've obviously had half of my mug replaced by various space-age polymers. Go ahead, tough guy. Say it. Say it and I will open my legs [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
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Christian Slater Places Untamed Heart Under Shazza Stone's Christmas Tree
Everyone spread your pantiless crotch wide and give greetings and salutations for new love match Sharon Stone and Christian Slater! She's a joyless harridan who shafts AIDS babies and he's a widow's peaked wino who steals about the streets of New York City under the cover of night, playing grabass with unsuspecting matrons! It's a [...]
Sharon Stone Barbie, Now With Kung Fu Grip
Sharon Stone recently skipped out on an AIDS benefit after she claimed that a Barbie doll that had been made in her image specifically for the event looked "nothing" like her. Which means the plastic doll's breasts turned out more lifelike than hers.
Sharon Stone's Shocking Snoobs
Remember about six months ago when you couldn't open a tabloid or peruse a gossip blog without hearing Sharon Stone ramble on about how sexy she was, and how shocking it was that she was sexy cause she's old? Looks like grandma is sick of only getting attention from her cats, so she decided to [...]