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All the Topless Ladies, All the Topless Ladies
Apparently today is all about girlies taking their shirts off. And we know that to some of our readers every day is about girlies taking their shirts off, but these are famous girlies taking their shirts off in front of still picture cameras. And they look like they’re doing it willingly, which might be a [...]
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Sharon Stone Let Me Rock You, Let Me Rock You Sharon Stone
We already know that natural beauty Sharon Stone is a brilliant, extremely caring and sensitive person. If we needed someone to give our teenage daughter a two-minute conversation about sex, surely we'd call up Shazza. We're too embarrassed to tell the kid that the best way to avoid date rape is to offer up a [...]
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If Sharon Stone Can't Be in an Oscar-nominated Film, She'll Slap Someone Who Is
Poor Dev Patel is learning the lessons of Hollywood the hard way. Sure, he thinks he's on top of the world, being the star of Slumdog Millionaire and being heaped with praise, but he doesn't know that there's a darkness looming. A darkness that could swallow him in one gulp so he'd never be seen [...]
Hey, Sharon Stone, Whatcha Doin'? "Oh, Just Botoxin' the Baby"
Move over Dr. Scholl's; Sharon Stone has a surefire way to get rid of foot odor: Just stick a bunch of sharp needles in that sensitive flesh and pump it full of toxic botulism spores. Brilliant. It seems that puss-barin' Sharon may have gotten caught up in that whole custody-loss thing last week because she [...]
Sharon Stone's Roan Must Roam . . . Away from Her
Actress/joyless harridan Sharon Stone has three adopted sons–Roan, Laird, and Quinn. Only Roan has a father, Sharon's ex-husband Phil Bronstein, known for his newspaper editing and large and fanciful mustache. In what ET Online calls a "shocker", Sharon lost custody of Roan yesterday:
"Entertainment Tonight" has obtained a court minute order confirming Sharon Stone has lost [...]
Sharon Stone Is An Asshole, Part 31,936
David Thewlis is best known as Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter movies. But in his off time, he is known as a straight shooter who has little time for Sharon Stone's uppity poppycock. The British actor starred alongside Ms. Stone in the 2006 dog biscuit Basic Instinct 2, and now says:
"It was a pile [...]
Sharon Stone Sued by China
A bunch of earthquake victims in China are suing Sharon Stone for $1 billion for saying they deserved what they got because their government's mean or some crap. Which means that Basic Instinct 2 obviously never made it to DVD in China, if they think Sharon Stone has $1 billion. Maybe they could sue her [...]
Don't Mess with Sharon Stone's Buddies, or an Entire Region Will Perish
Sharon Stone recently took a few moments away from her busy schedule of donning finery that gently hugs her camel toe and magically sprouting puffy testicles to offend an entire country. True, she offended the entire world with Basic Instinct 2, but this was even dumber. During a red carpet interview at Cannes, Sharon implied [...]
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Sharon's Got Stones
It's 1992 all over again today, as Sharon Stone spreads her golden gams and does a Basic Instinct redux. The only problem is that she's wearing flesh-colored panties. Or maybe that's not a problem at all. Maybe it's a blessing. Because it appears that Sharon has spontaneously grown a miniature ballbag. What's she cooking up [...]