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Reality Showdown
Certain hazards come with certain jobs. If you are a welder, you may burn yourself. If you are a trucker, you might hit a deer. If you are a fisherman, there's a possibility you might get a hook through the eyeball. And if you're a professional contestant on Vh1 reality shows, you might get your [...]
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The Next Viral Video Hit: Kelly Osbourne's Shit in a Box
So you didn't get that dick in a box you were hoping for this Christmas? There's still time to receive a special gift all tied up with a shiny bow, just do something to really piss off Sharon Osbourne. Daughter Kelly explains:
ìMom used to make me and Jack shit in a box, then sheíd wrap [...]
Sharin' Osboobs
Sharon Osbourne (OMG we totally remember her!) is reportedly getting her cans cut back down to C-size after recently getting gigantic breast implants, presumably so Ozzy could be able to locate them with his gnarled, dithering hands.
Tell Us How You Really Feel, Sharon
Sharon Osbourne may not really be relevant or interesting or cute or nice or talented or intelligent or a good dancer or a gourmet chef or a great parent or naturally sweet-smelling or–wait, what were we saying? Oh yeah. Sharon Osbourne may not be relevent, but she sure is high-larious, especially when she's taking the [...]
Sharon Osbourne to Bruce Dickinson: "Run to the Hills"
Gear up for 1987, kids, itís metal mania family feud time. Weíve got Bruce Dickinson vs. the Osbournes and Sebastian Bach vs. Vince Neilís entire family. Complete with projectiles and more swear words than an S&M session between Courtney Love and a sailor on leave.
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Celebs Open Wallets for Tsunami Victims
Sandra Bullock, Sharon Osbourne, and Leonardo DiCaprio are among the celebrities who are wisely donating money to post-tsunami relief effort in Asia. Another big celebrity, Kabbalah, is donating 10,000 liters of its special "holy" water. Uh . . . thanks?
Sharon Osbourne's Vagina . . . Monologues.
Sharon Osbourne is reportedly in talks to join the cast of The Vagina Monologues. We don't know about the rest of you, but when we try to list all the celebrities whose poons we want to know more about, Sharon doesn't even crack the top 50.
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Ozzy Slipping Ever Further into Dementia
Ozzy Osbourne, God love him, gives more details about his recent brush with crime-fighting: "I had [the burglar] in a headlock, the rest of his body was dangling out of the window. He was choking . . . I thought, 'I could snap your neck like a straw, snap it and let you fall and [...]
Osbournes Burgled
Thieves recently stole away with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry taken from Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Buckinghamshire home while they slept. Word on the street is that Ozzy caught one of the burglars in a headlock before the intruder dived out of a 30 ft. high window, which we find a [...]