Tag Archives: Shannon Elizabeth

04 April 2006

Shannon Elizabeth and Hilary Swank in a Tale of Four Nipples

Shannon Elizabeth wears tape over her nipples and has a no-nudity clause. Hilary Swank eshews any and all nip shields and will shuck her shirt in the blink of an eye and the whirr of a camera. Guess which one is getting sued by her Neanderthal ex-mate, and which has two Oscars? (Hint: that's a [...]

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08 March 2005

Shannon Elizabeth's American Pie on the Market Again

Ho hum. Another day, another celebrity breakup. Forgive us if we're a little jaded and hardened by now. After Chris Klein and Katie Holmes split, we lost the ability to feel, to love.

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02 March 2005

Shannon Elizabeth's Naked Game

American Pie star Shannon Elizabeth shocked Conan O'Brien and his audience the other night when she talked frankly and candidly about cavorting naked all over the city of Los Angeles during a sexy annual treasure hunt. Well! We always kinda figured Shannon was a filthy little … oh, wait. That says ANNUAL.

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