Shannen Doherty has one major romance rule for all potential suitors – don't use her bathroom.

The self-confessed germaphobe insists her en suite master bathroom is for her use only – and she's more than happy to pull trespassers out mid-tinkle if they use the wrong toilet.

The actress is so particular about her restroom rules, she has four guest bathrooms dotted around her house – so, when one recent visitor chose to relieve himself in her bathroom, Doherty was far from pleased.

She tells Radar magazine, "I go in there, grab his arm, and, like, drag him out, mid-piss."

She adds, "Even my husband, when I was married… just don't use my bathroom."

So letting a man's wee-wee mingle with hers in a toilet bowl is a strict no-no, but causing him to piss all over the bathroom floor is OK? Is this a pee-only quirk, or is one of the other rules in Shannen's house, "Go ahead, shit on the stovetop, just don't do it in Shannen's bathroom"?


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ï Megan Fox describes herself as a "man with a vagina". (Daily Stab)

ï Diora Baird in Maxim. Thanks for photoshopping those nipples out, Maxim. We almost got turned on there for a second. (Derek Hail)

ï Heather Locklear's DUI arrest was maybe a frame job! Dun dun DUN! (Bitten and Bound)

ï Top 10 sexiest Keeley Hazell videos of all time. (Unibrow)

ï Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? ME, and Martha DUMPTRUCK? Because I can be. Get crucial, she was dialing suicide hotlines in her diapers. Holy shit, we'll CRUCIFY her! Shannen "Heather Duke" Doherty spreads her gams and holds a bottle of cider over her poon for Details. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Jessica Simpson gives good blow-up doll face. (Fatback)

ì[Shenae] actually referred to Shannen as an ëeffin bitchí and said from the first moment Shannen walked onto the set sheís been acting like sheís special… She then said that NOBODY can stand her!!î

We're reporting on Shannen Doherty being a twat on the set of 90210 and the new New Kids on the Block album was just released. You may as well just give up now and load up some Sophie B. Hawkins on your Discman and go coax your hair into white dreads. We hear Windows 3.1 is supposed to be a real ripper!

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"We never did (have a fight). I think I would remember Jennie's fist connecting with a part of my body or a part of my face."

We think we'd remember that, too. The soft candlelight. Jennie and Shannen staring lustily into each other's eyes. The sparkly shimmer of Astroglide lubing up Jennie's fist.

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We know Shannen went to the Sheriff's Department in Lost Hills (Malibu) to complain about paparazzi following her. The cops who talked to her were baffled … because they had no idea who she was.

The deputy at the front desk confessed he had no idea who she was. Shannen retorted that she was on TV. The deputy, in a scene reminiscent of "Take the Money and Run," began asking others around him if they knew who she was, but none did.

We're told Shannen then left in a huff.

We wonder if that's standard protocol for cops in the greater Los Angeles area when they receive complaints about paparazzi: If, after a short quizzing of the police station staff, you're deemed too unfamous to stalk, no charges are filed. Or if your home is burglarized and the cops are like, "Sorry, lady, we're not going to make any arrests. Your belongings are simply too ugly and cheap to steal."

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ï Given the choice, Nick Lachey would rather be stuck on a desert island with Satan than with his supremely vile former father-in-law, Papa Joe Simpson. That makes 6 billion of us, Nick.

ï Kate Moss might as well face that she's addicted to Pete Doherty. She wishes she knew how to quit him. Brokecrack Mountain?

ï Another Doherty–Shannen–angrily hung up on a Newsweek reporter after being asked about her fiery, Naomi-Campbell-like, fired-from-Spelling-shows days. God, you run over a boyfriend 15 years ago and you never hear the end of it!

ï "Christina Milian" kind of rhymes with "this tiny little thong". Sorta.

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ï Keith Urban, pre-tooth job looks an awful lot like Limahl of Kajagoogoo fame.

ï Note to Nicole Richie: when size 000 bikini bottoms start to look like droopy adult sumo diapers, it might be time to try a cruller or something.

ï One, two, princes kneel before you/thats what I said, now/princes, princes who adore you/just go ahead, now/William has a cosmo in his hand/that sounds great, now/Harry said he wants to honk your mam, now/aint in his head, now.