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Shanna Moakler Fights Like a Recluse: Under Cover of MySpace

We've never really paid much attention to Shanna Moakler. That would kind of be like following the career of the girl who won the Hawaiian Tropic contest you saw when you were on spring break junior year. And while we do occasionally see Miss Hawaiian Tropic during our important business meetings with important men with [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: "Why Don't You Fuck Your Whole Movie?"

ï Lily Tomlin thinks David O. Russell is a "motherfucker". David O. Russell thinks Lily Tomlin is a "cunt" and a "bitch". They Hate Huckabees! Two awesomely NSFW clips here. If you only watch one video of a comedienne and an overrated director trading cruel barbs and throwing set dressing around this year, make [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy, Sexy Babies

ï Anna Nicole Smith's maid claims that ANS ordered her to underfeed her daughter saying, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was sexy." Hopefully, the maid also put Dannielynn in crotchless thong diapers. How else are you supposed to show off that Play-Doh My First Brazilian WaxÆ?
ï The maid [...]

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Paris Hilton: A Braless "Piece of Shit" with Chancres

A day in the life of Paris Hilton: gets called "piece of shit," is reminded to always remember her herpes medication, slips a boob. It's so much like a day in the life of CelebNewsWire, it's eerie.

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Meet the Fighters or: The Simple Fight

Paris Hilton is one of today's hottest starlets. Millions of men have paid to see her smoking pole on tape. Shanna Moakler was a Playboy Playmate, so presumably hundreds of thousands of men have stroked the baloney pony while gazing upon her naked body. And last night they got into a bitchfight over this man:

C'mon, [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Two Princes

ï Who wears short shorts? Jessica Simpson wears short shorts. Heyyyyy. Nice mons pubis.
ï Given the choice, Nick Lachey would rather be stuck on a desert island with Satan than with his supremely vile former father-in-law, Papa Joe Simpson. That makes 6 billion of us, Nick.
ï Kate Moss might as well face [...]

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