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Nicole Kidman Claims Secret Perversity
Once the most famous and respected actress on the planet, Nicole Kidman kind of an afterthought now that she’s shot so much botulism toxin into her face that crows are coming to nest under her rigid brow line. But don’t think of her as some sexless totem pole carved out of wax; The Daily Mail [...]
David Duchovny Says, “I Swear, I Don’t Like Sex That Much”
Totally cured and committed to his wife sex addict David Duchovny claims that he’s a total prude on the set of Californication. Which is kind of like Lindsay Lohan claiming that she’s the NarcAnon pusher in her social group. The San Francisco Chronicle says:
He tells Rolling Stone magazine he’s actually quite conservative, and often challenges [...]
Gross Topic of the Day: Heidi Montag’s Orgasms
Some days we just want to watch you suffer. That’s why today is filled with Hannah Montana’s cherries, tales of Jon and Kate, and now Heidi Montag’s sex life. Yay! Maybe if you’re lucky we can scare up a story about Denise Richards’s bowel movements. Anywho, Heidi’s Playboy pics have hit the web (we won’t [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Sex Toy Fantasy Ruined by Presence of Sam Ronson
Let's take a minute to pretend it's 2004. You're looking hot in your Uggs and knit poncho, and Lindsay Lohan is nothing more than a talented teen actress with huge knockers. If our 2009 self had approached you then, stepping out of our futuristic third-generation Prius and showing off our iPhone 3G and told you [...]
Shia the Beef Not Poking Mommy with His Salami
Shia the Beef thinks you're a dirty, deranged pervert. Yes, YOU. Because you read that one story where he called his mommy a sexy, sexy bitch and you immediately thought, "Shia the Beef is obviously slipping the beef to his madre." Not us. Nope. We thought, "Shia the Beef would like to slip the beef [...]
Katie Price Needs Her Clittle Diddled
We really don't care about the divorce of Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, a.k.a. that British lady who supposedly took out her fake tits a while back but still has knockers roughly the size and density of a pair of really round watermelons. Her husband will probably be far happier once he accepts his totally totally [...]
This Is Not a Rihanna Sex Tape, but You'll Watch It Anyway
So. Rihanna. You think you saw her naked, right? We’re not so sure. We still don’t trust nudie pictures without a face. Just too sketchy. But we’re willing to leave it open to debate. Maybe the intention of those pictures was to keep us guessing. Maybe Chris Brown has a really rare fetish wherein he [...]
"Sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman"
Just a few days ago, we were feeling sorry for undercover baldie Bret Michaels. The world discovered that he's a worse lip syncer than Britney Spears and he almost got decapitated by set dressing. (We still think Sebastian Bach's Broadway connections may have been calling in a favor.) But today there's no feeling sorry for [...]
Katie Holmes Needs Sex!
We've been assuming that Katie Holmes belongs to that ultra-rare breed known as asexualsóalong with Morrissey and Gary Colemanóand one fling with a turkey baster was enough to keep her snatch satiated for a couple of decades. But it turns out that Katie is just dying for sex. She wants it! She needs it! She [...]
Brooke Shields Wishes She'd Been Sluttier
Hey teenagers, Brooke Shields has some advice for you: Start humping now, lest you regret your prudishness later in life and say to yourself, "Man, I should have fucked more!" Brooke may have played a prepubescent prostitute in the flickers, but in reality she didn't give it up until she was 22. If she could [...]