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Selma Blair Makes Out with Plastic

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:44:29 +0000

Having sported gargantuan CGI titties in A Dirty Shave (that's a typo but we're not fixing it!), Selma Blair knows a thing or two about acting with unwieldy prostheses. So it was no problem for Selma to make out with that dude from Beauty and the Beast and his face full of latex and grease paint in Hellboy 2. Our personal theatrical makeup artist, FemaleFirst, quotes the lovely Miss Blair as saying:

"The first time I had to do a scene like that with Ron I did not know if I could touch him, if it would ruin the make-up. I had never worked with a prosthetic love interest before. So I did not know how I would touch him, if it would make a sound, if it would sound like a balloon. I had no idea.

"But after that it felt completely natural and normal and I completely forgot that I was talking to a man in make-up. It felt completely real. I actually really enjoyed it."

Cute! Now she and Nikki Cox's spouse Jay Mohr can get together over coffee and compare notes. Selma will be like, "I thought it was going to taste like burning rubber! But actually it was more of a medicinal, silicone-y flavor with a slight aftertaste of plastic." And Jay will excitedly say, "Exactly! Exactly! And isn't it so funny when it's cold out and you lean in for a kiss and the fake mouth is–" "The same temperature as the frigid air!!!" Selma interjects, and then they share a high five and laugh and laugh.

Naked Selma? Sure! See her at MrSkin.com.

Hell, Boy, It's Selma Blair's 2

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:59:20 +0000

If our disgruntled uncle Amos is to be believed, California is full of fruits and nuts and New York City is full of bohemian weirdos. And it appears that one of those bohemian weirdos is actress/pixie Selma Blair, who donned a sheer shirt to wander around New York yesterday. And in addition to being a bohemian, she is some sort of voodoo queen or possibly an alchemist because even though the top is completely see-through, the two seams that run across the front almost completely cover her actual nipples, no matter which way she turns and bends. Come into our cut and ponder Selma's boobular black magic. You'll scratch your head. And jiggle your nuts.

Selma apparently claimed on Conan the other night that she has very dark nipples. We can't seem to make out any actual nipples here (areolae, sure), but know what we can make out? Those curious indentations on her ankles. Sure, she probably just took off some tight-fitting socks but we can't help thinking they look a little like circumcised ding dongs. This post just got 500% sexier!

Selma's way nakeder than this at MrSkin.com.

Selma Blair's Cruise Intentions

Agent E. — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:45:35 +0000

Here we thought Suri was the follicular trend setter in the Cruise family, but it turns out that Tommy has a 'do admirer in Selma Blair. According to The San Francisco Chronicle:

Actress Selma Blair regrets chopping off her long hair — because she is regularly mistaken for Hollywood actor Tom Cruise.

The actress, who currently sports a brunette cropped bob, is fed up of being likened to Cruise.

She says, "I had long hair for a while. Almost down to my waist but I wanted to go back to my Tom Cruise cut. I told my hairdresser to shave the back and leave the front long.

"Then someone thought I was Tom from the back. I guess I'd better wear heels."

Oh, honey, we don't think high heels would do much to set you apart from Tom. Maybe ditching that copy of Dianetics and taking off your "I Really, Really Love Vaginas. No, Seriously, I Do" T-shirt will do more to stop the Cruise confusion.

Selma Blair Surreptitiously Rehabs

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:26:59 +0000

Some celebrities, like Lindy Loho, check into rehab with much fanfare. Some, like Britney Spears, check in three times in a week. Others check in under the cover of night, wearing a bandit's mask and carrying a bindle. Like Selma Blair. A Socialite's Life reports:

Friends tell tabloid the National Enquirer the 34-year-old actress has been struggling with a substance abuse problem that became worse after she split from husband Ahmet Zappa last year.

Blair reportedly checked into Promises rehab facility in Malibu, California last month.

Ah! It's all coming together. For months we've been looking for a possible explanation for her new Marc Almond hairdo. Hard drugs, that'll do it.

Get high on naked Selma! At MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: If Everyone Smoked Weed

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:32:07 +0000

ï Kirsten Dunst is all, "Like, if the whole world smoked weed, man . . . there would be no wars and crime and stuff. You knowwww?" Oh man. Totally, dude. Seeeriously. (Yeeeah!)

ï Selma Blair's boyfriend is rumored to be shopping for rings in preparation for popping the question. Which is better than swabbing your anal ring in preparation for pooping. OR IS IT???? (IMDb)

ï Rachel McAdams and that Notebook guy are also going to get hitched. Mazel tov. (D Listed)

ï Halle Berry bare-ys her berries (kinda) in Esquire. (Egotastic!)

ï Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn: reunited? And it feels so . . . eeeuuughhhh. (Cityrag)

ï Jordan gets her fetus pierced! (Faded Youth)

ï FHM goes heaving on the smoothing tool in Photoshop, makes Kim Stewart look slightly less embarrassing. Young Turks be free tonight indeed! Wait, what does that mean. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Howard Stern (not K.) luxuriates in the warm, comforting, leathery glow of Don Imus's verbal gaffe. (Radar)

ï Brad and Angelina allegedly purchase $140 million yacht made of marble and gold, because they are Liberace. (PopSugar)

ï Par-ass Hilton. (Taxi Driver)

ï Snoop Dogg is facing up to four years in prison. Comeback album entitled From the Dogghouse to the Big House . . . and Back Again dropping in 2011. (Celebitchy)

ï Jessica Alba busts out her pantaloons to assuage our Dane Cook-assaulted eyes. (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

Selma Blair, Selma Bare

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:40:43 +0000

What we want to say about a Selma Blair nip slip, basically, is that Hellboy, it doesn't take a lot of Pretty Persuasion to get Selma to show The Sweetest Thing, and she's In Good Company because a lot of Girls have their nips In & Out of their shirts these days. We Can't Hardly Wait for another. Ugh.

We're not an advocate of blaming defenseless garments for any sartorial mishaps that might befall the wearer, but come on. When you're sporting a lace shirt with no underthings and only a three-inch swath of drapey fabricy stuff between your beans and the cruel harsh world, shit is bound to happen. And by "shit" we mean "nipple". Not to imply that nipples are shitty or crappy or even poopy in any possible way. Quite the contrary. Selma Blair is a lovely woman with a lovely nipple.

Check out Selma's nipples when she meant to show 'em at MrSkin.com.