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Rihanna Keeps Doin’ Her Own Thing, Strainin’ Nip Against Satin
Goddammit, internets, haven’t we gone over this before? How many times do we have to teach you what a nip slip is? Do we need to send an especially big nipple, like one belonging to Bai Ling or Milla Jovovich, down to where you do all that informative blogging and show you in person? Cause [...]
We’re Surprised His Semen Isn’t Pure Lard By Now
If you place Kevin Federline’s semen on a slide and peer at it through a microscope, you will see the mustachioed strongman from the circus, Batman, Captain “Sully” Sullenberger, Juggernaut from the X-Men, and the ‘85 Bears. His seed will not be stopped. He has two children with Shar Jackson, two with Britney Spears, and [...]
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That Is Also a Pretty Dress
You almost certainly had a social studies teacher who wore a mint Sta-Prest pantsuit and a holiday themed brooch well into the ’90s, but she wasn’t out of style. She just found a look that worked for her. The same goes for Rihanna. Only instead of Mrs. Potter’s ankle-length Dacron, Rihanna’s go-to fabric is something [...]
Olivia Wilde Goes Nip Wild
Just last month we were lamenting Olivia Wilde’s lack of media attention. She’s so hot! So uninhibited! And unlike certain other so-called sexy actresses who just tease you about their lesbian pasts and how much they would like to go nude but the world just isn’t ready for that (a certain robot fetishist comes to [...]
That’s a Pretty Dress
People like to poke fun at our girl Rihanna, saying that she has a twelvehead, a nasally voice, an Arsenio Hall Gumby hairdo, and that she resembles some sort of E.T.-borg hybrid. All these things may be true, but she’s also pretty much the coolest person in the U.S.A. right now, and she proves it [...]
Blake Lively, Boob Slightly
Dudes. It’s time we had a talk. We understand that sometimes you get overly excited upon seeing a human female nipple. Your subconscious takes over and floods your brain with feelings of home and comfort and nourishment and love. But you see, we were bottle fed, so we don’t fall for any of that bullshit. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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Goldie Boldly Shows Her Oldies
You know how embarrassed you get when your mom tries to be hip and prove that she's not old and out of touch? The '90s were especially bad, when she wore belly shirts and got her tongue pierced and called your boyfriend "all that and a bag of chips." Poor Kate Hudson is still feeling [...]
Posh Spice Puts It on Display
Hey look, everybody, Vicky B's got nipply T's! That's all. Thank you for your time.
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A skinny girl, a bathtub, a wet shirt, running eyeliner, a few bruises, a sad face, and some see-through nipples. You'd think it was 1996 and you were looking at the cover of a Fiona Apple or PJ Harvey record but no, it's delightful, curly-haired moppet Keri Russell in Details magazine. Which makes it 1998.
Her [...]