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Spicoli and Princess Buttercup End It Again
We’ve all heard of the boy who cried “wolf”, but Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are the couple who cried “divorce”. They file papers, then retract them. Over and over again. We’ve got divorce blue balls! Now, our testicles ache anew, as more papers have been filed. People has the story:
Robin Wright Penn has [...]
God, Sean Penn, Just Throw in the Towel Already
Sometimes you just can't make up your mind. You return to a store to try on a certain sweater four times without making a decision on whether or not to buy it. You make and cancel multiple appointments with your gynecologist before deciding, no, it's not crabs, you just need a good washing. And if [...]
My Name Is Harvey Milk and I'm Here to Recuit Natalie Portman to Bang Me
We're pretty used to wizened old raisins of cinema leaving their long-suffering wives for foxy young Russians (hey, Ron Wood. Sup, Mel Gibson). But an established actor leaving his wife for a classy established professional? That's crazy talk. But we're reporting it anyway: Sean Penn is cramming his Sean Peen into Natalie Portman. Star mag [...]
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Penn and Penn Split Again
Here we go again. Sean Penn has filed for a legal separation from his gorgeous but obviously far too accepting wife, Robin Wright Penn. Extra has the scoop:
Back in 2007, Sean Penn filed for divorce from wife Robin Wright Penn, then they decided to give it another go, but it seems that it hasn't worked [...]
Two Sourpusses Have a Little Fun
If we asked you to name a Hollywood celebrity who takes themself way, way, WAY too seriously, whose name would come to mind? Sean Penn, right? Obvious. But now name another. Are you thinking Natalie Portman? Because we're thinking Natalie Portman. Now imagine the two of them making out. Gross, right? Yet somehow expected and [...]
Penn Kissed a Boy and He Liked It (and Told Madonna)
Madonna and Sean Penn, aka "the Poison Penns", were the Travis and Shanna of their time. Their romance was fiery and full of dramatic breakups and reunions. So it's nice to hear that the two are still friendly. Friendly enough that Madge was the very first person to whom Sean boasted after he orally explored [...]
Sean Penn Jealous of James Franco's Giant (Fake) Dick
James Franco took a little time out from making his weed face to talk to Jimmy Kimmel about how much Sean Penn dug Franco's donkey dong while they were filming the Gus Van Sant-directed Harvey Milk biopic Milk. Too bad Penn didn't know the frankfurter was a fakie. Franco explained to Kimmel (transcribed by Towleroad):
When [...]
Sienna Miller: Relationship Assassin
We've just discovered the perfect excuse for every occasion: It's Sienna Miller's fault! Why did those puppies eat rat poison instead of kibble? It's Sienna Miller's fault! Why can't Hollywood writers and studios come to a compromise? It's Sienna Miller's fault! Why is there war, disease, famine, and tights worn as pants? It's Sienna Miller's [...]
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Sean Penn Less of a Wet Blanket Than Previously Thought
We thought that Sean Penn's idea of an extramarital good time would involve a malnourished African refugee reading him Nietzsche in a room constructed out of fully sustainable building materials. But it turns out he likes booze and Russian girls just like the rest of us. MSNBC reports:
Though Sean Penn and soon-to-be ex-wife Robin Wright [...]
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