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Karl Lagerfeld is Kind of a Dick
Heidi Klum and Seal are, next to Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek and that one time Bai Ling dated Nick Carter, our favorite celebrity couple of all time. They are funny, they make tons of cute babies, and they throw the most kickass Halloween parties ever. So it bums us out that Chanel designer Karl [...]
SealKlum Baby, One More Time
Yesterday we heard that Angelina Jolie might be gestating another batch of infant perfection (which, btw, we're sure is bullshit, but we're rolling with it today because we feel like it, so shut the hell up). But today Heidi Klum is all like, "Oh, is that how it is, bitch? I don't think so. You're [...]
Project Topless
"Oh, you think you can take off your bikini top in a glamorous locale with photographers snapping away? You think you can get away with that, Cindy Crawford? Well, guess what, trick. It's judgment day. Ka-BOOM! Want a big plate of sp‰tzle? Off comes MY bikini top. You like that, Crawford? I'll show you what [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Biel 'Brella Bashes Like Britney
ï Now that it's raining more than ever/know that Biel still hates the paparazzi/You can get beat by her umba-rella/You get beat by her umba-rella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay. (Egotastic!)
ï Britney Spears pretends she has narcolepsy, which is not an oozing venereal disease, like one might automatically assume. (Yeeeah!)
ï Katie "Jordan" [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Christina Ricci, Dina Lohan, drugs, Heidi Klum, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Jordan, Katie Price, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, see-through shots, television
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Wonderland! Wonderland! It's Johan Klum Seal!
This morning we saw the first pictures of Heidi Klum and Seal's new son, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. It was sort of like looking at one of those Knifestlyes of the Rich and Famous spreads in Star Touch or In Weekly or whichever, where you try to figure out just what's different between the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: No Bra? Ono!
ï Heidi Klum impregnated by Seal; expecting another flipper baby.
ï Posh Spice to become godmother to Ginger Spice's baby daughter, Bluebell Spice. That's nice. When Bluebell needs advice on bulimia, tanning beds, and how to be a good trophy wife, she'll have a wealth of information at her fingertips.
ï Yet MORE Toni [...]
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Also tagged Andy Samberg, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Colin Farrell, Geri Halliwell, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Kidman, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Evans, Toni Braxton, Victoria Beckham
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Paparazzi Beware: You Don't Fuck with Seal.
Seal, Heidi Klum, her mother, and daughter Leni were swarmed by paparazzi two days ago when they were atttempting to enjoy a family meal at a New York City eatery patio. An enraged Seal charged the group, barked, clapped his flippers together, and balanced a shutterbug on his nose for a full five minutes before [...]
Klum Marries; Celebrates by Posing Nude, Preggers
Heidi Klum is now officially Mrs. Heidi . . . uh . . . Mrs. Heidi Seal. She wed her adult contemporary crap-pop crooner in a ceremony in Mexico yesterday. Take THAT, RenÈe and Kenny Chesney! In your face!
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, Heidi Klum, models, music
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