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Scott Baio Slipped Liza the Ole Chachi

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 17:50:16 +0000

Aaaaahahahaha, guess who banged guess who banged guess who banged guess who banged guess who banged ????? SCOTT BAIO AND LIZA MINNELLI!!! Oh, this is so choice. TMZ spills it:

TMZ has learned that along with blonde bombshells like Pam Anderson, Heather Locklear and Nicollette Sheridan, the 45-year-old '80s TV hunk once bumped uglies with Liza Minnelli! You heard correctly. Liza with a WHAT?!!

Who knew David Gest had Scott Baio's sloppy seconds?!
We're told by extremely well-placed sources that Baio and the 61-year-old re-assembled diva spent a night together years ago and made beautiful, er, music together. Charles in charge!

Man, the premier teen sex object of 1985 cramming it in the premier . . . something object of 1971. Today's equivalent would be Rachel Bilson screwing Tom Wopat. No, maybe Shannon Elizabeth with Burt Reynolds? No, Shia LeBeouf and Sally Kirkland. Yes, yes, that's it.

Liza with a Z is naked with a B at MrSkin.com. Yes, really!

Scoot Baio Humps Sofa, Thinks It's Joanie

Agent E. — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:30:35 +0000

Since Sylvester Stallone blew the lid off the classic "Richard Gere stuffs his ass with gerbils" rumor, we've been severley lacking in the celebrity-sex-perversion area. Thank you, Scott Baio, for bravely admitting to your couch boffing past. It takes a real man to admit something like that.

Radar brings us this chaming excerpt from the upcoming memoir from the man we want in charge of our days and our nights:

On losing his virginity at the age of 16 to Happy Days co-star Erin "Joanie" Moran:

"I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to say after we got naked. So for the first five minutes, maybe lessóhell, it might have been the first twenty secondsóI'm doing it and thinking, man, this is really uncomfortable. What happened was, my thing was between the cushions on the couch and I didn't even know it. Instead of being inside Erin, I was humping a corduroy sofa!"

Maybe he was just practising for his stint as Pamela Anderson's dong du jour.