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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prize Jr. Welcome World’s Most Normal Celebrity Baby
Some celebrities are boring. They don’t get drunk in public, they never show us naked parts of their anatomies when they’re on their way to/returning from getting drunk in public, and they stay married for non-celebrity durations. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are such celebrities. In fact, they are so normal and boring [...]
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SMG is PRG
We're not as cruel and heartless as everyone thinks we are. Yes, we like to imply that Paris Hilton's clam is encrusted with sores like barnacles on a pier and sure, we may have said, once or twice, that Kevin Federline is a fat sack of crap. But there are certain celebrities and stories that [...]
Sarah Michelle Gellar Hates Her Flat Ass
We've had enough of these actresses playing chaste strippers and hookers who wear about as much clothing as your prudey Aunt Agatha. We blame Julia Roberts. She made it OK to play a professional semen sucker on film yet insist on the character coming across as innocent and virginal. Sure. We buy it. But now [...]
Sarah Michelle Gellar Lubes Up
What with major stars like Jessica Simpson and Puffy Dingle Doo Dah Diddles shilling for zit cream, no product is too embarrassing to lend a celebrity face to these days. The latest item to use famous folks in ads? Vaseline. Says Nudography:
Sarah Michelle Gellar is the new face for Vaseline.
The "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" actress [...]
Buffy the Shirt Slayer
Maybe it's last night's homemade meth talking here, but we just can't seem to come up with a hilariously mean intro to set up Sarah Michelle Gellar topless in Maxim. She seems like a delightfully level-headed person and she somehow manages to keep her vulva covered, so, hey. Good on ya, Sarah Michelle. Keep on [...]
Buffy Won't Show Muffy (or Booby)
Do you remember that nudity crisis we spoke of yesterday? It looks like it's spreading. Sarah Michelle Gellar has now been infected and will have to be quarantined and forced to watch Takin' It All Off (a.k.a. the greatest use of hypnosis-induced striptease, two nuns, a bicycle, an irate cop, and a robot break-dancer in [...]
Muffy the Vampire Slayer?
Sarah Michelle Gellar has been roaming the streets of Hollywood in tatters, her formerly tanned limbs emaciated and streaked with filth, her once-glimmering golden mane now a home for a family of raccoons, banging on every director's door, weeping and begging–begging!–for them to allow her to get naked on screen. Won't someone help Buffy? Won't [...]
Buffy Does Porno
Sarah Michelle Gellar has agreed to play the role of a porn star in Donnie Darko writer/director Richard Kelly's new movie Southland Tales. And Moby will be doing the score. And Sarah will be starring opposite Stifler and The Rock. And it's listed as being a "musical/comedy/thriller". And we'd write more but we were [...]