I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

Other smells SJP is fond of? Taco burps. Cod liver oil. Retirement homes. The Dumpster behind Joe’s Crab Shack. You know, normal stuff.

Michelle Ross, who has previously acted as a surrogate mother for a New York gay couple, is reportedly due to give birth in July.

Her MySpace profile reveals, ëI have had pink hair and tattoos and spiked collars. My favourite shoes are five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front. I love metal and rock down to the bones.í

Michelle has a tattoo on one of her wrists of an overlapped pink and blue triangle, a symbol for bisexuality. On MySpace Ross identifies herself as ëbi[sexual].í

Well, that's just the tops. It's sweet and heartwarming that all those out of work Suicide Girls and former Rock of Love contestants have a nice line of work to fall back on.

Sarah Jessica Parker, 44, and Matthew Broderick, 47, are expecting twin girls via a surrogate. In a statement, their reps announced, "Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed."

A friend of the couple, who married in 1997, tells Entertainment Weekly exclusively that Parker and Broderick have been trying for years to add to their family ever since the birth of their son, James Wilkie, now 6. But the road hasn't been an easy one. "They had a lot of unsuccessful tries," says the friend. "They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family." The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. "They're over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be," says the friend. "Their life is about to get a lot busier."

It's got to be weird enough gestating another couple's baby, but man, imagine the surreality of having the progeny of Ferris Bueller and Patty from Square Pegs in your guts.

It is reported that Sarah Jessica Parker is keen to cast Britney Spears in the next Sex And The City movie.

The SATC actress thinks the Womanizer singer would be perfect in the eagerly anticipated sequel to last year's hit film, says Heat magazine.

It seems Britney who made her cameo on US TV show How I Met Your Mother last year would play a young relative of SJP's character Carrie Bradshaw.

Sarah Jessica told friends: "My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes."

Every couple of months we hear rumors that Britney is going to star in some high-profile movie that will totally turn her career around and everyone will finally see her true talent. Expect that the movies never happen. Britney in a remake of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!? Never happening. Britney as SJP's niece? Never happening. If Britney were in every movie we heard rumors about, we'd never escape her mug on the big screen. She'd be like the new Seth Rogan.

Sarah Jessica Parker is reportedly set to split from her husband and is already house-hunting alone. The 43-year-old actress – who has been dogged by rumours her 11-year marriage to Matthew Broderick is in trouble after claims he cheated on her with a 25-year-old woman – recently asked a New York broker to find her an apartment.

A source told America's Star magazine: "The time has come when she realises it just isn't worth it. Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage."

Another source added: "Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives."

Well, that's a drag. Not the possible divorce–the fact that we blew our load with the horse and gay joke in the first paragraph. So sad.

Sarah Jessica Parker says sheíd choose shoes over a guy ñ because theyíre more dependable than men.

Talking about her Sex And The City character Carrie, the 43-year-old actress says: "She could probably count on a Manolo more than a man. So is it better than sex? Yes!"

And you know what's better than fellatio? SHOPPING! And how about holding hands with a guy on the beach? It doesn't hold a candle to Yoplait's new cheesecake symphony whipped yogurt with active cultures, AMIRIGHT GIRLFRIENDS???? Orgasms? We don't need no stinkin' orgasms, we've got decadent fat-free dark chocolate mini-cakes and streak-free shine and mangotinis with the girls and AAAACK! ACK! ACK!

Someday, Irving will marry me. Someday.

Ogle SJP at her hottest at MrSkin.com.

Sarah Jessica Parker's husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive.

In the new issue of Star ó on newsstands now ó we report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend.

After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman's pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed "Matty Cakes." She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn't happen and over the next month ó when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles ó multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman's apartment building.

During one tryst, they arrived at her friend's apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend's bedroom, then shut the door. "A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled 'Well… 'bye!' and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties."

This is sort of akin to those stories you hear about Orlando Bloom spelunking in vaginal cavities. It's just unnatural. We'd resigned ourselves to the idea of Matt and SJ and the possible comingling of genitals, but beyond that we prefer to think of Matthew as a life-size (or slightly smaller than life-size, as the case may be) Ken doll. Plus: Matty Cakes? We know the mag claims this woman is half Matt's age, but the last time we checked he wasn't sixteen. And we're pretty sure only an eight-year-old could call someone Matty Cakes and not punch themselves in the face for being so lame. But then again, Matthew is married to a woman who voluntarily calls herself Sarah Jessica.


Sarah Jessica Parker gets sexy at MrSkin.com.

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